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Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2026 3:11 pm
by Oboogie
Yug wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2026 2:43 pm Are you sure you don't mean Joe-90?
I'd forgotten about him. Maybe?

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2026 3:19 pm
by mattomac
satnav wrote: Thu May 28, 2026 10:55 pm Reform keep imposing candidates on local parties really does seem to be very problematic. Matt Goodwin did well in the last by-election but a local candidate who knew the area and had the full backing of the local party would probably have won.
I know that the Reform candidate in Makerfield contested the seat at the last election but he probably received minimal scrutiny at the General Election because nobody thought he had a really chance of winning. Fighting a by-election is very different to fighting a General election because you are under the microscope for 6 weeks so any skeletons in your closet are bound to be discovered.
The more people got to know him his polling seemed to get worse.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2026 3:31 pm
by Abernathy
Oboogie wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2026 3:11 pm
Yug wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2026 2:43 pm Are you sure you don't mean Joe-90?
I'd forgotten about him. Maybe?
Nah.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2026 11:57 am
by mattomac
Apparently he has changed it to a solidarity "fist" now... Another populist isn't he?

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2026 9:21 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Reform have developed an interest in libraries. Trouble is this what he says he'll call for is already being funded.


Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 11:27 am
by Samanfur
The sort of people who vote for him wouldn't believe that, even if you showed them the proof.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 2:30 pm
by Abernathy
I think we can see by now that the Reform candidate is obviously a worthless, dipshit moron, whom you’d have to be batshit crazy and/or as thick as mince to vote for as your MP. Oh, wait ……..

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 3:34 pm
by Watchman
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2026 9:21 pm Reform have developed an interest in libraries. Trouble is this what he says he'll call for is already being funded.

and then they can only stock books I say they can

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 3:41 pm
by Samanfur
Lancashire libraries have been pulled out of the completely free Libraries of Sanctuary accreditation for refugees.

Essex libraries have been told not to promote/celebrate Pride.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 4:30 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Bloody refugees joining libraries and reading books.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 4:42 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Samanfur wrote: Wed Jun 03, 2026 11:27 am The sort of people who vote for him wouldn't believe that, even if you showed them the proof.
Populists always do this stuff. See George Galloway claiming he'd brought back maternity services to Rochdale.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 5:05 pm
by davidjay
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Wed Jun 03, 2026 4:30 pm Bloody refugees joining libraries and reading books.
They'll be learning bloody English next.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 5:21 pm
by Andy McDandy
Good luck with that. Libraries cost money to run, and while I'm (obviously) supportive of them in general, I'd be interested to know why it closed and what other provision there is locally.

He could go for the volunteer run option though. Launch in a big burst of noise, then close down after a few months due to lack of willing staff, and interested locals.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 5:24 pm
by Samanfur
If he gets in and anything happens at all (which I doubt), I expect that'll be it.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 7:12 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Andy McDandy wrote: Wed Jun 03, 2026 5:21 pm Good luck with that. Libraries cost money to run, and while I'm (obviously) supportive of them in general, I'd be interested to know why it closed and what other provision there is locally.

He could go for the volunteer run option though. Launch in a big burst of noise, then close down after a few months due to lack of willing staff, and interested locals.
The library is operating at a temporary site. So if it reopens, it should stay open. Money for the refurbishment was confirmed by Josh Simons before he resigned.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 8:01 pm
by Oboogie
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Wed Jun 03, 2026 4:30 pm Bloody refugees joining libraries and reading books.
They'll be learning English next - the bastards.

Edit Just noticed David beat me to it... great minds, eh?

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 2:55 pm
by Killer Whale
Count Binface enters the fray.

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Tubbs will be interested to note that his first policy is a direct lift from the Greens.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 3:01 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Is it?! I just thought that was very clever satire. As is the rest of it.

Rephrasing traffic lights is a lift from Bozo Johnson, 2008. I didn't notice much different afterwards. I wonder what actually happened.

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 3:02 pm
by Andy McDandy
Michael Fabricant has endorsed Binface.

No, I'm not making this up.

https://www.thepoke.com/2026/06/04/coun ... unicycles/

Re: Makerfield By-election

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 10:46 pm
by davidjay
If this is anywhere near accurate things really could be on the up: