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I reckon Mordaunt v Badenoch. Badenoch gives you the culture war and has had the plum Truss job where you negotiate fantastic trade deals (in the eyes of Tory members).

He'll be looking forward to this.

Nicked from elsewhere...and its something that's been puzzling me.
Do we assume all 100k were granted asylum, because I haven't heard any boasting about flights to Rwanda

I noticed in PMQ this week that RS proudly claimed that they had processed over 100k asylum claims and had closed 50 hotels that were used to accommodate asylum seekers. If that is the case shouldn’t the daily hotel bill be a fraction of the £8 million per day that was the last figure I saw quoted? Also it would be interesting to know how many of the 100k were granted asylum and what happened to those who were denied.

I suspect those numbers were pulled out of his arse.

Strangely round numbers...

This'll fix it.

If only somebody had thought of getting MPs together and telling them to get their act together. And "message discipline"- as if we don't hear the same bollocks enough already.

I'd be surprised if this is how egghead techbro Rishi saw his future.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 5:29 pm This'll fix it.

If only somebody had thought of getting MPs together and telling them to get their act together. And "message discipline"- as if we don't hear the same bollocks enough already.

Looks like the bastard love child of Nick Timothy and Bighead from Spiked. Or Garry Bushell on his way to a court appearance.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 5:59 pm I'd be surprised if this is how egghead techbro Rishi saw his future.

That’s excruciating. Like a UKIP reunion down Wetherspoons, Gary Gammon the know-it-all and nice but dim stock broker Posho Pete.

I see one of the zingers is "National anthem no longer played at Bristol University".

Tell me Mr Sunak, when you bought your PPE degree (stop laughing at the back) did they play the national anthem?

Thought not...

Bought what? The MA?

A cunt, today.

It really is all they have, and people aren’t that interested.

Kim Il Sunak. What an effin bellend

WTAF.? Presumably, he’s in one of those Range Rovers.

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 8:40 pm

A cunt, today.

How to wear a 2500 GBP suit and look like it is being paid up weekly from Kay's Catalogue.

What a human shambles.

Given up, preparing for opposition, part 94.

Gove, in his role as L'il Kimmy B's manager?