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By Abernathy
#76332
So the real reasons he isn't doing constituency advice sessions are:

a. He is a lazy cunt.

b. There may well be a remote risk of someone turning up and having at him with more than a fucking milkshake - in which case he needs to seek security advice from the parliamentary security team - just like all the proper MPs do.

What a slimey, lying little cunt he is.
By Youngian
#76338
in which case he needs to seek security advice from the parliamentary security team - just like all the proper MPs do.

As Hoyle has already pointed out if Farage had bothered to see him which he hasn't. I believe there's a mandatory allowance for MP's constituency offices rather than expense claims. So a nice little earner for Farage as well.
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