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We've scaled the depths.

It's finished.

Today I had to assure a neighbour that his son wouldn't lose his licence for attaching two England pennants to his car.

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 9:41 pm We've scaled the depths.

It's finished.

I suppose I should sling my hook, then.

No point in making a rod for your own back.

Oboogie wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 9:50 pm Today I had to assure a neighbour that his son wouldn't lose his licence for attaching two England pennants to his car.

Is he in prison or just under house arrest?

davidjay wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 11:27 pm

Oboogie wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2026 9:50 pm Today I had to assure a neighbour that his son wouldn't lose his licence for attaching two England pennants to his car.

Is he in prison or just under house arrest?

I had to bite my tongue to prevent myself explaining that a car is not a lamppost.

I’ve finally had a trawl through all these fish puns, and the net result is naff all.

Trundled down the M/A77 to Girvan last night.
Met an old pal and enjoyed a fish supper.

Lots of Scotland flags hanging from residence windows, or on garden poles.

A roadside Cafe just before Girvan had four flags, one for each nation in Group C

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9v20nvezj7o

Good - but it's money that could have been better spent elsewhere, like cutting back overgrowth obscuring road direction signs in the county.

Will Farage be inciting riots about this? Will Robert Jenrick be demanding white British men be deported?

The flagshagger is presumed innocent until proven guilty, but you are just asking questions. Isn't that how it works?

Why has Tiny Tommy been silent about this? Does Waxy have something to hide?

soulboy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2026 4:38 pm The flagshagger is presumed innocent until proven guilty, but you are just asking questions. Isn't that how

Thank you.,thank you, thank you, and bless your heart.

soulboy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2026 4:38 pm The flagshagger is presumed innocent until proven guilty, but you are just asking questions. Isn't that how it works?

Why has Tiny Tommy been silent about this? Does Waxy have something to hide?

You're only saying what everyone 's thinking.

Are these actually his wank-bank images of Tiny Tommy? AI needs to come on leaps and bounds so that it doesn't estimate his age as about twelve.

Protester who broke into asylum hotel spared jail

A protester who cloaked himself in a union jack and attempted to break into a hotel housing asylum seekers as a mob was "baying" outside has avoided a prison sentence.

Judge Swinnerton said the protest had taken place in the context of "protecting women and girls from asylum seekers".

He said Scott had 44 previous convictions for 72 offences and had "domestic violence all over his record and five children he doesn't look after".

Judge is a fucking muppet.

Does anyone ever ask them their intentions should they succeed in gaining entry? What's the objective? There they are, in the migrant family's room - what happens next?

How exactly are they protecting people who aren't there?

Precisely. They give a bollocks reason for their 'protest' and Judge Cuntface swallows it. Or agrees with their actions, of course...

The 'establishment' is fascist-adjacent. We really need more lay judges/magistrates - we used to get them from Trade Unionists...

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2026 8:00 pm Precisely. They give a bollocks reason for their 'protest' and Judge Cuntface swallows it. Or agrees with their actions, of course...

The 'establishment' is fascist-adjacent. We really need more lay judges/magistrates - we used to get them from Trade Unionists...

And all we hear is two-tier justice and Establishment.