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New post of Brexit Opportunities minister created.

And it's Rees Mogg.

The unforgiveable in pursuit of the unattainable.

I thought it was an opportunity for him to do some insider trading; spot shit early and take appropriate action

Mock Rees-Mogg’s new post and your milk is delivered last.

Rees Mogg ought to have been chucked out of the government when he criticized their tax policies.

I wonder if Liz Truss is keen on this appointment. She does her share of showboating, but nothing like the drivel Rees Mogg comes out with.

This is all less than 5 months after the last reshuffle.

Chaos with Ed Milliband.

And by giving someone a promotion who could face the sack after an enquiry is surely prejudging that enquiry.

With those allegations hanging over him, Mark Spencer is lucky he's still got the Tory whip, let alone being the Leader of the House. A civil servant accused of that would be on gardening leave.

Johnson's creating more (unpaid) non-jobs. Until late last year, Prime Ministers had managed to cope with only one of these. What are they all going to do? If they're needed then Johnson must be even more all over the place than I thought.

Joy Morrissey is now on the front bench.

More well nourished, fair-haired women of a certain vintage. Gin issues, yet to be established.

He's lining them up, isn't he?

By appointing extra PPS's he is effectively buying off potential rebels. The posts don't attract extra pay but they do guarantee loyalty to Big Dog.

More staff = more meat shields

Well, we're all about to become those in the most dangerous "Save Big Log" operation yet;

Covid isolation law could be scrapped in England this month

Indeed. And I think he confused Leeds with Sheffield.

de Piffle has decided that because we love him so much, and we have suffered due to the pandemic, as a special thank you the ending of the restrictions has been backdated……to the day before the first No10 party!

Watchman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:18 pm de Piffle has decided that because we love him so much, and we have suffered due to the pandemic, as a special thank you the ending of the restrictions has been backdated……to the day before the first No10 party!

You know I went off looking for a wider news source for this, don't you? It's entirely plausible.

kreuzberger wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:35 pm

Watchman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:18 pm de Piffle has decided that because we love him so much, and we have suffered due to the pandemic, as a special thank you the ending of the restrictions has been backdated……to the day before the first No10 party!

You know I went off looking for a wider news source for this, don't you? It's entirely plausible.

Recall that (some of) his own supporters reaction at the start of the party exposes was to retrospectively abolish the lockdown.

Something else he's emboldened:

Are they shooting in 3D now, seeing the pairs of phones that now seem to be commonplace with these idiots?