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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 4:08 pm
by Andy McDandy
He'll send in Lindsey to get tough.
"Right, that's it! I'm warning you! One more republic and you'll be on your last warning!"
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 10:57 pm
by mattomac
I know it’s very easy and cheap but he could have at least combed his hair for todays announcements.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 12:46 am
by Boiler
Then it'll show up how much hair he's losing and the vanity in him won't allow that.
Seriously - next time he does PMQs turn the sound off, but look at the top of his head. You can clearly see the scalp beneath.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:29 am
by Youngian
Then it'll show up how much hair he's losing and the vanity in him won't allow that.
Johnson needs a nip and tuck now his face is telling him this PM malarkey isn’t the jolly wheeze he expected. Vlad will know a good surgeon.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:27 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
He thought it was going to be like being Mayor of London, opening stuff and slagging opponents off via Andrew Gilligan.
He's had a pandemic and cleaning up his own Brexit shit.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 4:34 pm
by mattomac
I think he had a transplant a while back but I did notice it showing again.
Anyhow anyone seen the montage…. Putin’s going be trembling at that.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 10:38 pm
by satnav
From Sky News
"Of course we're going to take refugees."
Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the UK is "way out in front in our willingness to help refugees" and "will help people fleeing in fear of their lives".
Given that Poland has said it will take millions of Ukraine refugees this claim is clearly bollock. I've seen a couple of tweets tonight saying that Ukrainians trying to board the Euro Star to come to Britain have been stopped from boarding because they don't have visas.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 10:39 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
I'm seeing that, too.
And how long does it take to apply for a fucking visa? Weeks?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 10:46 pm
by satnav
With the British embassy closing in Kyiv getting a visa is going to be pretty difficult.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 11:35 pm
by Bones McCoy
How long until Farage pops up with his "Stop in the first safe country" bollocks.
It didn't work for Otto Frank, and it's still bollocks now.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 11:59 pm
by davidjay
satnav wrote: ↑Sat Feb 26, 2022 10:38 pm
From Sky News
"Of course we're going to take refugees."
Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the UK is "way out in front in our willingness to help refugees" and "will help people fleeing in fear of their lives".
Given that Poland has said it will take millions of Ukraine refugees this claim is clearly bollock. I've seen a couple of tweets tonight saying that Ukrainians trying to board the Euro Star to come to Britain have been stopped from boarding because they don't have visas.
Makes no odds - he's saying it so it will become established fact.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 10:42 am
by Andy McDandy
I'm reminded of a Craig Brown column in which he imagined Sharon Osborne at the side of a river, holding a life belt, and trying to decide which of 3 drowning people she should rescue. And spending so long talking about how inspirational they all were, and how it's such a tough choice, that all 3 drown.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 11:30 am
by Youngian
Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the UK is "way out in front in our willingness to help refugees"
Truths the first casualty of war but he lies like this in peace time. Sounds like Tory vote management; Bozo says something fluffy and liberal to please the WI while Patel and others indulge Kipper cunts.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 11:58 am
by mattomac
Classic Gaslighting
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 2:45 pm
by davidjay
Shit - the Russians have advanced to Brize Norton.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:07 pm
by Cyclist
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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:10 pm
by kreuzberger
Cyclist wrote: ↑Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:07 pm
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Oh no it isn't
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 9:08 pm
by satnav
Apparently some plane spotter tracked the flight of the plane in the picture and reckons it basically circled Poland and came back again so not really sure what part it played in the war effort.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 8:52 pm
by Nigredo
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:22 pm
by Boiler
Looks like Johnson, once again, having landed in the shit is likely to come out smelling of roses again.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60642100
Even one of the prime minister's spikiest critics, the former Tory minister Rory Stewart, said through gritted teeth: "I think he's a terrible human being. I think he's a terrible prime minister but I think he's done OK on the Ukraine crisis."