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There are 286 mind altering chemicals in them thar chemtrails.

There are 286 wolves within you, which is strongest?

An anagram of "Brian Thompson CEO" is "Stomp brain, o chosen!". Another is "Shoot brain once - PM". Sinister stuff, if he had indeed been shot in the head. I think Starmer has some questions to answer.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 2:31 pm Another is "Shoot brain once - PM". Sinister stuff, if he had indeed been shot in the head. I think Starmer has some questions to answer.

That's Kemi sorted for next week's PMQs

All you can offer multi millionaire CEOs who have been plugged by a gun nut are thoughts and prayers. Then forget about them the next day. Sorry, I was confusing them with school children.

Just for something to do, I thought I’d count the individual pubic hairs on my scrotum. There are 284.

How about that ? ? ?

The clues are staring us all in the face. It should worry us all that Agadoo rhymes with 284 backwards. Pure evil.

Abernathy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:54 pm Just for something to do, I thought I’d count the individual pubic hairs on my scrotum. There are 284.

How about that ? ? ?

You're two short.

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 11:01 am

Crabcakes wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 9:20 am Ok, different question (to TWA). Why is it so important to you that the suspect in this case is considered completely unhinged and - as such - this killing was barely more thought out than some disturbed, abused kid wandering into a school with an AK47 and letting rip or someone with serious mental health issues attacking a random passer by?

I’m just very confused as to why you seem to want to ignore a lot of quite unusual points about what happened.

Because I don't want him treated as a hero he's a manchild just like Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley jr , and Timothy McVeigh manchildren who lashed out at society because they weren't being noticed. Also if Luigi had sick crippling back pain how was he able to get away on a bicycle?

Ok fair enough - but him being treated as a hero and him not being mentally ill and doing this all on the fly aren’t the same thing at all. Planning and premeditation for a reason - even a reason people may have sympathy with - doesn’t mean he had the right to kill someone or should be applauded.

Re: his back injury - you can be in pain and still be functional, so I wouldn’t read much into that.

Re: his back injury - you can be in pain and still be functional, so I wouldn’t read much into that.

You don’t happen to work for the Benefits Office, do you

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 11:01 am Also if Luigi had sick crippling back pain how was he able to get away on a bicycle?

Bad backs are seriously odd things.
When I did mine 20 years ago I discovered gentle cycling was the least painful mode of travel.
I couldn't drive because manipulating my feet on the pedals caused shooting pains up my legs and spine, even getting in and out of a car was excruciating.
Walking was agony and ridiculously slow.
But sitting on a bike leaning forward with much of my weight on my arms was tolerable and I could potter about to local shops and the GP's ok which was better than being housebound.
Anecdotal, I know, but don't assume people with bad backs can't cycle.

Watchman wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 6:00 pm

Re: his back injury - you can be in pain and still be functional, so I wouldn’t read much into that.

You don’t happen to work for the Benefits Office, do you

Other way round, unfortunately - I know quite a few people who have to slog on in jobs with varying levels of pain and discomfort because the alternative is benefits that aren’t sufficient thanks to 14 years of them being repeatedly cut.

Oboogie wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 5:06 pm

Abernathy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:54 pm Just for something to do, I thought I’d count the individual pubic hairs on my scrotum. There are 284.

How about that ? ? ?

You're two short.

Damn. If it hadn’t a been for them meddlin’ kids …

Abernathy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 6:56 pm

Oboogie wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 5:06 pm

Abernathy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:54 pm Just for something to do, I thought I’d count the individual pubic hairs on my scrotum. There are 284.

How about that ? ? ?

You're two short.

Damn. If it hadn’t a been for them meddlin’ kids …

If kids have been meddling with your pubes I'd keep that to yourself if I were you. Just a suggestion.

Abernathy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:54 pm Just for something to do, I thought I’d count the individual pubic hairs on my scrotum. There are 284.

How about that ? ? ?

Stop it everybody!!!

Otherwise Neil Oliver appears and starts talking about woke milk.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 8:21 pm

Abernathy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:54 pm Just for something to do, I thought I’d count the individual pubic hairs on my scrotum. There are 284.

How about that ? ? ?

Stop it everybody!!!

Otherwise Neil Oliver appears and starts talking about woke milk.

Woke milk? 284 ml of woke milk in every half pint.

When it comes to idiotic thngs Americans do we tend to think of those places like Texas or Florida but sometimes places like California can rival them. Consider this

Very serious about their parking lots, those Septics.

Many cities mandate a minimum percentage of land assigned to car parking.

Zoning's come a long way since "Keeping N-words outta my suburbs".

What's special about it? Was it where they found Elizabeth Short?

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2024 9:16 pm What's special about it? Was it where they found Elizabeth Short?

Car-Bros before starvos.

It's because nearly any development in California must complete an environmental review that asseses the impact of such developments on properties deemed elingible for listing, eligibility being anything over 50 years old.