Mailwatch(ed) Forum

I used to talk of the "form whinge" - notably used by Leo McKinistry, who would take an event in a given week's news, and use it to launch into a frequently recycled rant about how everything was awful and it was all thanks to X, Y and Z.

Suppose using AI saves them looking up the template in Windows Explorer.

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Who wants to read a lying piece of shit's thoughts on trust and betrayal, as viewed through the lens of light entertainment TV?

No-one? Nobody at all? Well, tough.

I'll leave it there

Think of those real-life traitors Kim Philby and Anthony Blunt. These men passed British and American secrets to Moscow
Both were effectively exposed in the early 1950s, and yet both were somehow protected by the privileged, clubby world to which they belonged.

and who exactly, gave Savile a knighthood?

Let me get this right - an Old Etonian former Conservative Prime Minister is railing against the Establishment?

At least he didn't umbilically bind the House of Lords to the KGB.

Well, maybe just the once when he was still pissed after a night of whoring in Umbria.

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Twatbasket on the BBC, journalistic ethics, dishonest reporting, and sucking up to/off Trump.

Cunt.

His equally ghastly sister rubbing everyone's nose in it.

I saw in the I that Reeves is going to implement a mansion tax. Hopefully, she does.

Bozo's had a kicking from the Covid Report. Sounds like he was completely detached from the international news in February. Estimates that earlier lockdown could have saved 20,000 lives.

Was it in February that he disappeared for 2 weeks to write a book to raise cash to finance is divorce?

Ironically the one Starmer called for.

Cold War Steve

This week it’s kicking people out of wheelchairs to get out of the airport quicker. Haven't been able to read the article but I think he's accusing scammers of pretending to be disabled to get wheeled out of the plane before important people like himself.

Lots of Wheelchairs in the USA.
Concludes that British welfare state is broken.

Oxford and Eton levels of genius.


I've spent a total of 4 weeks in the USA, but was able to observe.
* A proportion of very elderly people, wealthy enough to fly in style (the sort of seats that Johnson would presume to occupy).
* A number of severely obese people who require mobility assistance.

Johnson, who was born there and travels regularly, seems unable to spot a trend.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Sun Dec 07, 2025 8:15 am
Oxford and Eton levels of dishonesty.

FTFY

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Here's the text. He decides that the 'problem' is best solved by shaming people. Make 'em feel like lepers, maybe prod them a bit, make sure they're genuine cripples. Big bell, perhaps.

As for the rest, yes, it may well be that people have found a way of making life easier, but that's not at the expense of the rest of us. He's still getting his first class seat. He's just got a strop on because 'the handicaps' are in front of him. Rather than at the back, being pitied.

The cunt.

How classically Mailian. Find one small area of abuse, because it does happen, and use it as a metaphor for the whole system being abused by an army of scroungers.

I can confirm, with five years of experience, that the raspberries are the last to get off the plane.

The nipples?