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Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 7:39 pm
by mattomac
Youngian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 3:25 pm
"They're banning Christmas" comes earlier every. Susan and Kenny the cabbie have caught out jihadist Mayor Khan cancelling festivities. He hates baby Jesus.
Wonder how she defended the flag “again”?
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2025 7:45 pm
by Watchman
What a sad, shallow life she must have
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 8:13 am
by Boiler
Unfortunately she feels the need to tell us about it.
I really hoped when Starmer got in, he'd bin the flags but he's every bit as bad as Booster Johnson.
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 10:06 am
by Bones McCoy
Let me get this right.
Jewish lady hurt by insufficient respek' for baby Jesus?
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 11:52 am
by Abernathy
Hasn’t Susan jumped ship to Reform UK yet ?
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 12:10 pm
by Boiler
Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 10:06 am
Let me get this right.
Jewish lady hurt by insufficient respek' for baby Jesus?
https://www.jewsforjesus.org.uk/
First encountered these folk whilst driving out of Hendon, I think?
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 2:08 pm
by Youngian
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Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 2:09 pm
by Youngian
Mayor Khan apparently hasn't banned Christmas but his carol singing is insufficient. He hates baby Jesus.
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 5:41 pm
by satnav
The Sun and various Reform councillors yesterday accused Screwfix of banning Christmas because staff were not allowed to put up Christmas decorations in their stores. Given that the front of Screwfix stores is quite small because it essential just a place to pick up pre-ordered items banning decorations was probably a good idea. The Sun and the Reform councilors completely ignored the fact that most Screwfix employees wear Christmas jumpers and socks which are sold in the store.
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 5:43 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
The Right in a permanent state of victimhood etc. ...
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 7:41 pm
by Andy McDandy
There was a woman complaining about Christmas decorations in Liverpool last week. As people pointed out the inaccuracies in her statement, she got more and more defensive as she shifted the goalposts.
It began as "Here's the high street, isn't it sparse?". By the end, it was "OK, there are lights and a tree, and there's stuff all over the city, but there are no fairy lights strewn across this part of this street and that's terrible".
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 7:54 pm
by Watchman
satnav wrote: ↑Mon Dec 08, 2025 5:41 pm
The Sun and various Reform councillors yesterday accused Screwfix of banning Christmas because staff were not allowed to put up Christmas decorations in their stores. Given that the front of Screwfix stores is quite small because it essential just a place to pick up pre-ordered items banning decorations was probably a good idea. The Sun and the Reform councilors completely ignored the fact that most Screwfix employees wear Christmas jumpers and socks which are sold in the store.
I thought private companies (as in DUP bakers who refused to bake a cake for a gay couple), are entitled to run their business as they see fit.
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 8:51 pm
by mattomac
Saw people moaning about the tree in Brighton shopping centre, loads of suggestions of a naivety, assume they don’t care much for most of that story but aww cute baby.
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 8:58 pm
by Boiler
mattomac wrote: ↑Mon Dec 08, 2025 8:51 pm
Saw people moaning about the tree in Brighton shopping centre, loads of suggestions of a naivety, assume they don’t care much for most of that story but aww cute baby.
I think Sir has fallen victim to auto-correct

Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 2:45 pm
by mattomac
Or Dyslexia
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 11:37 am
by Bones McCoy
Re: Winterval Stories
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 12:05 pm
by Youngian
That was an age before mass production so purchasing parity for alarm clock Britain would have been significantly lower. No cheap factory farmed turkeys or warm but bargain priced clothes from Matalan.