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Indeed - he can't just say "buses" to Trump, Farage, Putin, Zelensky... never mind the baying hounds of the Fourth Estate.

Just for a moment compare the statements from world leaders (not counting Jabba the Cunt), and the response from the no-marks at home.

Find him something big and international to do. Chairing NATO would be a laugh.

Keir Starmer must be the first ever Prime Minister to have to resign because his party resoundingly won a by election.

Hopefully not too many other changes to be made at the top. If I had my way, literally everyone who wanted to keep their job would do so, even Mahmood provided she agreed to stop mucking about with the status of existing residents.

But alas Reeves will probably get sacked seeing she’s been targeted almost as much as Starmer by the unholy alliance. And Streeting will likely get something for backing Burnham. I just hope that we don’t get too many other hangers on put in the Cabinet.

They will. Loyalty trumps talent.