[kreuzberger]

Hannah Spencer has a point though. I actually thought that being three-sheets was a decent strategy for selling your auntie Diane a Nissan Micra - it was - but times have changed.

I don't regret those wonderful years, but there is no room for alcohol and the exotics in good decision-making.

(For the avoidance of doubt; we still have a fag and a bonding beer at work, before we close the business down for the evening.)

At the end of the day, mind, Hannah would be well-advised to invest in a decent hair conditioner which hasn't been tested on animals - or Javier Milei.