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So, apparently, Putin has a special team of operatives with him when he goes abroad whose job it is to collect Vlad's doings when he needs to go for a shite, bag them up, and bring them back to Moscow - apparently in a suitcase. Seems it's so that nobody gets to analyse his turds to see how healthy or otherwise he is.

[url]https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/vladimir- ... duTo0atdFg[/url]

[size=150]Vladimir Putin's team reportedly carries a suitcase to collect his poo when he travels[/size]

Trump is rather less fastidious about spreading shite wherever he goes. Mostly out of his gob.