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Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:53 pm
by davidjay
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Thu Apr 24, 2025 4:30 pm
Munira Wilson, the Lib Dem education spokesperson, said:
Farage is clearly laying the groundwork to axe crucial special needs provision in councils he’s got his eye on - communities where families and vulnerable young people are already waiting years to access threadbare special needs funds and special schools bursting at the seams.
If Nigel Farage had spent any time speaking to parents in his constituency, he’d know he’s barking up the wrong tree. The special needs crisis needs urgent repair - not his lazy rhetoric. We need a National Body for Send to end the special needs postcode lottery now.
Friend of mine worked with Munira Wilson a while ago, said she was excellent.
Can Farage actually cut SEND? I thought it was a legal requirement, albeit with lots of hurdles to actually getting it.
He'll DOGE it.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 8:58 am
by Youngian
If you judge people by the company they keep, we shouldn’t be surprised by Farage’s attitude to special needs education.
Donald Trump told his nephew he should let his disabled son die, then “move down to Florida”
https://www.theguardian.com/books/artic ... ed-son-die
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:34 am
by Boiler
If ever you needed proof of what a truly despicable character Trump is...
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 12:43 am
by davidjay
Boiler wrote: ↑Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:34 am
If ever you needed proof of what a truly despicable character Trump is...
I don't think anyone did.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 12:36 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
A cunt in cunt's clothing.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 12:39 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
That's being a character. Keir Starmer drinking out of a goblet at a state banquet abroad is the real out of touch Keir.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 3:03 pm
by Youngian
Farage dresses up like he gets it a bit wrong.
And will be instantly outed by the toffs as a ghastly little man who buys his own furniture.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2025 3:15 pm
by Andy McDandy
https://www.thepoke.com/2025/06/20/ther ... tal-sense/
Fargle has been voted sexiest MP, something that made it to the Jeremy Whine show.
Regular panellist Marina Purkiss pointed out that this poll was of members of Illicit Encounters, a dating service specialising in helping people cheat on their partners (it's specifically not a polyamory or swingers' or other kind of consensual extramarital relationship site). Whine blethers about not knowing what Illicit Encounters is, but he knows it well enough to name it in his intro. Purkiss points out that anyone using the site is going to be to one degree or another dishonest and immoral. Much "ooh, that's a bit strong" from rest of panel, including Sarah Vine.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:49 am
by davidjay
Why does he need three minders, and who pays for them?
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 2:04 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
davidjay wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:49 am
Why does he need three minders, and who pays for them?
Milkshakes.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 9:06 am
by Youngian
Being discreet and just out of frame is part of a bodyguard's MO. Unless you want people to think you're very important.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 10:29 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
Youngian wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 9:06 am
Being discreet and just out of frame is part of a bodyguard's MO. Unless you want people to think you're very important.
Or project an air of menace.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:17 pm
by Bones McCoy
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 2:04 am
davidjay wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:49 am
Why does he need three minders, and who pays for them?
Milkshakes.
At the Gee Gees?
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:28 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Did I say it was logical?
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:33 pm
by davidjay
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 10:29 am
Youngian wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 9:06 am
Being discreet and just out of frame is part of a bodyguard's MO. Unless you want people to think you're very important.
Or project an air of menace.
In which case you're being a dickhead.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:35 pm
by Abernathy
I know you aren’t supposed to say this, but if Farage were to follow in the footsteps of Jo Cox and David Amess, I would be entirely un-heartbroken.
I ‘d even raise a glass.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 1:16 pm
by Bones McCoy
Abernathy wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:35 pm
I know you aren’t supposed to say this, but if Farage were to follow in the footsteps of Jo Cox and David Amess, I would be entirely un-heartbroken.
I ‘d even raise a glass.
I'm counting on mother nature to do the right thing.
Maybe it's me, he seems to have aged about a decade in the last 3 years.
I've plenty of vintage laid down in the piss-cellar to spare some for a celebration.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2025 1:28 pm
by Youngian
The murder of an elected legislator is an attack on the democratic process, its irrelevant who the victim is. That aside, assassination doesn't usually come from the sort of people who detest Farage. Maybe he's being stalked by Christopher Walken who's inherited psychic powers since awakening from a coma.*
* A reference to the film adaptation of Stephen King's novel the Deadzone.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 12:43 am
by davidjay
Youngian wrote: ↑Sat Jun 21, 2025 1:28 pm
The murder of an elected legislator is an attack on the democratic process, its irrelevant who the victim is. That aside, assassination doesn't usually come from the sort of people who detest Farage. Maybe he's being stalked by Christopher Walken who's inherited psychic powers since awakening from a coma.*
* A reference to the film adaptation of Stephen King's novel the Deadzone.
And he'd be a martyr. A dead Farage would lead to civil insurrection.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2025 4:26 pm
by Samanfur
Agreed. But if that 'plane crashed at a slightly steeper angle back in 2010, I genuinely wonder where the UK right would be now.