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Rod Liddle is barely cold, and Clarkson has made a bold bid to claim the crown of nastiest right-wing contrarian provocateur/cunt :

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/jeremy-cl ... 5HjdfTC_2/

Jeremy Clarkson wants 'full thank you letter' from people claiming benefits

And a most excellent response

https://www.facebook.com/share/1WFcPjhz ... tid=wwXIfr

I remember when that little shit Hammond ran out of skillz and crashed a dragster, a comedian (I think I remember who, but won't say lest I'm wrong) said to his audience "c'mon, when you heard of this how many of you were going 'please, let it be Clarkson'?"

Yet amongst a sizeable majority of petrolheads that lanky streak of piss is feted as God.

Boiler wrote:I remember when that little shit Hammond ran out of skillz and crashed a dragster, a comedian (I think I remember who, but won't say lest I'm wrong) said to his audience "c'mon, when you heard of this how many of you were going 'please, let it be Clarkson'?"

Yet amongst a sizeable majority of petrolheads that lanky streak of piss is feted as God.

It's Stuart Lee's Richard "The Hamster" Hammond sketch, which parodies the likes of Clarkson, Liddle, Littlejohn et al. It's from Page 1 of the Handbook For Right Wing Opinion Writing Cunts which says that in the event of a challenge following the publication of something cynically outrageous and offensive, simply claim it was a joke, you only did it for a laugh and of course you don't want to shoot all the dinghy people in the channel, swiftly followed with a withering rebuke of all the humourless, thick lefties for not seeing the joke.

And its around this time of year (exam results) when the cunt will be telling teenagers "I failed my A levels, but look at my cars"

Rosvanian wrote: ↑Tue Aug 04, 2026 3:30 pm

Boiler wrote:I remember when that little shit Hammond ran out of skillz and crashed a dragster, a comedian (I think I remember who, but won't say lest I'm wrong) said to his audience "c'mon, when you heard of this how many of you were going 'please, let it be Clarkson'?"

Yet amongst a sizeable majority of petrolheads that lanky streak of piss is feted as God.

It's Stuart Lee's Richard "The Hamster" Hammond sketch, which parodies the likes of Clarkson, Liddle, Littlejohn et al. It's from Page 1 of the Handbook For Right Wing Opinion Writing Cunts which says that in the event of a challenge following the publication of something cynically outrageous and offensive, simply claim it was a joke, you only did it for a laugh and of course you don't want to shoot all the dinghy people in the channel, swiftly followed with a withering rebuke of all the humourless, thick lefties for not seeing the joke.

I just watched that on YT, but that's not it.

When it's them it's a joke. When it's us it's the real nasty people. I'm not entirely sure Clarkson's a cunt; he's not in the Littlejohn/Liddle/Kyle league but he is a bully.

Shifting a spare million or three into farmland to avoid IHT was a very lucrative state benefit to collect.

He's no Lidl, more like "why doesn't everything benefit me, personally, now?".

Clarkson called for a brown woman to stripped naked - a sex crime - and to be pelted with faeces in the street.

Tell me he is not a toilet with a telly gig to distract him, sometimes, from his poisonous filth-spreading.

His beer and cider are overrated. I'm very disappointed in my local deli stocking it when there are a few more local breweries they could support instead (they already stock two locals) but I suppose it's the "as seen on TV" angle.