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The People's Nonce

Or simply, Nonce Andrew.

The Star have gone with The Narcissist Formerly Known as Prince.

Much as I hate the paper, they do have a talent for good headlines, and have done more to hold the establishment to account than most of the "serious" papers.

Then again, all of that applies to Viz.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 14, 2022 9:00 am The Star have gone with The Narcissist Formerly Known as Prince.

Much as I hate the paper, they do have a talent for good headlines, and have done more to hold the establishment to account than most of the "serious" papers.

Then again, all of that applies to Viz.

The Star and the Sport are underappreciated for a style of 'journalism' that owes more to Viz than Kelvin McKenzie. Its not a direction the Sun or Mail could take due to their readers believing the stories.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/15 ... est-vn/amp

Not creepy at all

Remember that creepy old guy at the end of The Shining, and his friend in the bear suit?

Wouldn’t even make an educated guess as to what the teddy bear thing is about. And I’ve been rewatching Cracker.

It's about funneling stories about how he's a crank, a weirdo and says mad shit into the press so the general public focus on making sweating pizza teddy bear jokes and concentrate less on the whole "raping kids" element.

It usually works for a while, too. See Jackson, Michael.

Can we adjust the thread title changing Nonce to Prince.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:15 pm Can we adjust the thread title changing Nonce to Prince.

Swap them, surely?

Maybe he can have a whole new title - Pronce Andrew.

Meanwhile in Nova Scotia, Canada...

[size=120][b]Prince Andrew High to get a new name next school year[/b][/size]
[b]'The name of a school should be reflective of our school community,' says principal[/b]


[quote]In the coming weeks, people will be invited to submit new names for the school. [b]Anyone can submit a name. The committee will evaluate the names and allow students to vote. [/b]The top three recommendations will be sent to the Halifax Regional Centre for Education for final approval.[/quote]

Schooly McSchoolface it is then.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-sco ... -1.6319796

Edit: Not sure why the BBcode isn't working.

I suppose it's better than Noncey McNonceface

Or Mycockin Yourface...

Sir James Savile memorial high school. Keeps it on theme, then.

He wants a jury trial. He says that Maxwell was never a close friend. He ain't very clever, is he?

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 11:25 am He wants a jury trial. He says that Maxwell was never a close friend. He ain't very clever, is he?

He certainly thinks the rest of us aren't.

Aux armes, citoyens!

A story surfaced last week of Andrew trying to play the "Don't you know who I am?" card with Meat Loaf during It's a Royal Knockout, and Meat Loaf threatening to dump him in the moat.

Mr. Aday was known to tell as many versions of his life story as Heath Ledger's Joker, but the more I see of Andrew thinking that he can demand how another country's justice system is going to work, the more I believe it.

He does know that in a civil case in the USA, the jury doesn't have to return an unanimous verdict? Just a majority?

I suggest he reads up on OJ Simpson.

And the nature of questions will be a bit above Emily Mathis level