:sunglasses: 46.2 % :laughing: 23.1 % 🧥 7.7 % :cry: 7.7 % :poo: 15.4 %
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By Abernathy
#32427
Here’s a thing. Cracking ceremonial funeral and all that, but what about the funeral tea? People must have been starvin’ after all that marching about and coffin toting.

Didn’t Brenda leave a few quid behind the bar? There must have been fish-paste sandwiches at the very least, surely ? But no, not even a manky scotch egg.
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By Arrowhead
#32430
kreuzberger wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:53 pm What are the team's plans for tomorrow, then?
Completely slipped my mind in the end. Spent lunchtime blasting out Niney The Observer, The Upsetters and Dub Specialist at a room-shakingly high volume before suddenly realising the error of my ways and spending the rest of the afternoon in quiet mode.
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By kreuzberger
#32432
Quite. Who has ever engaged such an event without a crushing hangover anyway?

In my time, I have had a few matriarchs on my shoulder and it tends to get a bit sore when you rack them up, but a post-totally-mortem stiff gin and a fag works wonders.

Before hoisting up my sister's frail and surprisingly light coffin, my brother and I set about the Armagnac. That helped. And, for my sister's do, her favourite curry house laid on the catering. Granted, that was somewhat odd but it hit the spot. I doubt that the Windsor Pizza Express was much put out this afternoon.
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By Spoonman
#32489
More than 250,000 people saw the Queen lying in state in Westminster Hall in London, says culture secretary

https://news.sky.com/story/more-than-25 ... y-12701726

Impressive. Meanwhile across the Irish Sea...

New attendance record set at National Ploughing Championships

A new attendance record has been set at the National Ploughing Championships today in Ratheniska in Co Laois.

115,500 people came through the gates according to the organisers. That is the highest attendance ever recorded on a single day in the history of the event...

...It is estimated 300,000 people will attend the event over three days.
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2022/09 ... econd-day/

And let's not get started on Garth Brooks doing five nights worth of open air concerts in Croke Park, Dublin over the last two weekends. Not that I'd have be seen dead or alive at any of them. :lol:
By MisterMuncher
#32494
Funny, I don't mind a ploughing competition. Neighbour of mine was a long-standing champion back on the eighties and nineties. It was a surprise to me then, and remains one now, that above the Irish championship, there's an International level
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By Spoonman
#32496
MisterMuncher wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:33 pm Funny, I don't mind a ploughing competition. Neighbour of mine was a long-standing champion back on the eighties and nineties. It was a surprise to me then, and remains one now, that above the Irish championship, there's an International level
Oh, I meant just a Garth Brooks concert when I said I wouldn't be seen at it!** If I had feck all else to do and a ploughing championship was taking place locally (with someone willing to give me a lift) I might actually go just out of curiosity.



** When I told a few folks near where I live that if Garth Brooks appeared in my back graden that I'd close the curtains, they looked at me as if I murdered their first born son!
By MisterMuncher
#32591
Nah.

It's an equally childish generalisation, and serves to delegitimise any grievance with the crown, and by extension Britain.

In general, the anti-royal side was no more fanatical or detached from reality than the pro-royal crowd.
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By Andy McDandy
#32595
Non-British friends of mine have raised the issue of Brits seeing everything through a British filter, and the tendency, when this is pointed out, to reply with "well, if you don't like it here, fuck off". Rather frustrating.
By MisterMuncher
#32597
A cartoon with the boy saying "and for the rest of her life, the Queen could only shite candyfloss due to her injuries in duelling Hitler" would be an equally "accurate" summary.
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