[Youngian]

That’s Rees Mogg level freakery

[Malcolm Armsteen]

'endue them'! WTF!

[Yug]

Can someone with a Twitter account please mention to Mr Jenkinson that he said *all* the royal fambly but appears to have forgotten to add one of the king's sons to his pictures?

[Rosvanian]

I'm with Polly - a curse on all of their houses.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... n-monarchy

[Spoonman]

Only way to sort all of this out IMO is for all involved to appear on a one hour special episode of the Jeremy Kyle show.

[Oboogie]

Or a game of pin the peg on the donkey.

[MisterMuncher]

It's hard to beat Witchell. Still at it, when the last thing Charles, William and Harry agreed on publicly was that he was a complete git

[Oboogie]

Or a game of pin the peg on the donkey.

[Andy McDandy]

Wills has apparently tried to get Kate to play that, but with no luck.

Seems she doesn't like calling him "Donkey".

[Bones McCoy]

Wills has apparently tried to get Kate to play that, but with no luck.

Seems she doesn't like calling him "Donkey".

Donkey, Chumley - same difference.

[satnav]

I see most of the newspaper and news channels are running with the line 'Business as usual' as Charles does a visit near Balmoral where he is bound to get an easy ride and Mr and Mrs Dull opened a hospital in Liverpool that actually opened 4 months ago.

Does business as usual mean doing a couple of official visits a month? And whose bright idea was it to do a royal visit to a hospital when all the news stories are about hospitals being at breaking point? This kind of visit will usually see everything come to stand still for a couple of hours, which doesn't seem the brightest of ideas at the moment.

[soulboy]

Those 40 new hospitals that Boris promised are going to keep them busy

[Youngian]

Hand waving practice, planting press stories about her sister in law?

[Andy McDandy]

One could argue that given her role, all of her important tasks are done in bed.

[Youngian]

Once the heir and spare has been produced its existential crisis time for princesses of Wales. What a crap job.

[Abernathy]

One could argue that given her role, all of her important tasks are done in bed.

Will Willie be taking his peg in at visiting time?

[satnav]

Alot of newspapers were fretting this weekend that we currently have a lack of working royals. How will the country cope without royals gallivanting around the country cutting ribbons and posing for the photographers. Let's just hope that the French don't try and catch us off guard like they did in 1066.

[Bones McCoy]

Alot of newspapers were fretting this weekend that we currently have a lack of working royals. How will the country cope without royals gallivanting around the country cutting ribbons and posing for the photographers. Let's just hope that the French don't try and catch us off guard like they did in 1066.

How will the country cope?
How will the country know?

[MisterMuncher]

I checked the rota there and they've got a temp in to cover Charles's shift on the fryers on Saturday, but Kate's missing the deep clean on Monday morning

[Andy McDandy]

Deep clean, is that what they're calling it?

I thought she found it a bit icky so sent out for help?