[Yug]

If he seriously wants to be a British ambassador, why not make him our man in Kabul? I'd be quite happy to see Johnny Afghan cut his head off.

[Rosvanian]

What really needs to happen is that Farage stumbles in to a position of responsibility where he can finally be held accountable for something. Head of Stationery in the Cabinet Office or something.

[Bones McCoy]

I think that Keir Starmer should seriously consider Farage's proposition for a reasonable time period.

About 3 seconds should do it.

Then make him ambassador to Space Karen's realm of Mars.

Pack your bag's Nice, you're leaving on the next Trident rocket.

[Youngian]

Another Harry Cole exclusive, ‘Farage should be an ambassador,’ argued Nigel Farage.

He said as PM, Starmer would need a powerful UK Ambassador to Washington at a dangerous time in the world who could “talk face to face” with the President.

He told The Sun: “Labour must think very, very hard in the national interest about what they are going to do with an incoming Trump administration.

"And right at the moment, I think they are ignoring it.

“You’ve got to have someone who can actually walk into the Oval Office and talk face to face with an incoming President Trump. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/26120571/ ... or-us/amp/

[Bones McCoy]

If he seriously wants to be a British ambassador, why not make him our man in Kabul? I'd be quite happy to see Johnny Afghan cut his head off.

What have the afghans done to deserve ....

Besides, there's that Island in the bay of Bengal where the locals kill and eat outsiders.

[Abernathy]

You might quite reasonably have thought that Farage was a one-trick pony, obsessed only with removing the UK from the EU in the way that Alan Sked, the founder of UKIP, once was, and that once he'd achieved that he'd go back to flogging gin and just being an eccentric wanker, as Alan Sked appears to have done.

But the last few years have shown that Farage isn't satisfied with that. Publicly licking Trump's manky orange bumhole, embracing climate change denial, confecting an artificial public row with a bank for rich cunts, appearing on a shite "reality TV" show, presenting utter shite on KGBTV, and even suggesting himself as the next Tory leader or the feckin' ambassador to the USA. - he's really been a very busy little frog-featured cunt. unfortunately, he cannot be trusted to go away , or to shut the fuck up.

He truly is a festering skid-mark on the gussett of the underpants of humanity.

[Bones McCoy]

I'm not keen on him either.

[Youngian]

Playing tag with 30p Lee and Braverman

[Yug]

You might quite reasonably have thought that Farage was a one-trick pony, obsessed only with removing the UK from the EU in the way that Alan Sked, the founder of UKIP, once was, and that once he'd achieved that he'd go back to flogging gin and just being an eccentric wanker, as Alan Sked appears to have done.

Manfrog is interested in three things:

1) Keeping Manfrog in the limelight
2) Keeping Manfrog in the money
3) Being a racist cunt

[Watchman]

Forgotten who we are! Pity I missed the “glory days” of the Empire

[davidjay]

I don't think we could forget who, or rather what, Nargle is.

[Bones McCoy]

I know precisely who I am.

I don't require some patronising frog-faced mutant to tell me.

[Youngian]

Some twat gobbing off on Fb is the biggest threat to democracy ever, claims Farage shit stirring in Rochdale

[Tubby Isaacs]

Somebody on Twitter replying to Sunder Katwala produced that example. Do you condemn this? Sunder didn't reply- which gave rise to an Alan Partridge v Peter Baxendale-Thomas moment/

And it's not like Khan doesn't have all sorts of internet shit fired at him.

[Abernathy]

Nigel Farage, the man who the very morning after the EU referendum campaign in which days earlier a British Member of Parliament was brutally murdered in the street by a far right fanatic with a gun and several knives, actually claimed that his side had won the referendum "without a shot being fired", thinks a borderline incomprehensible fuckwit posting gibberish on the internet is the biggest ever threat to democracy ?

He keeps reminding us that he is an utter, hypocritical CUNT. Not that we need much reminding.

[Spoonman]

From someone being touted as a future Conservative party leader later this decade...

[Watchman]

Sorry, but can someone explain anti-semitism to me again

[Youngian]

"There are about 6 million Jewish people living in America, so as a percentage it's quite small, but in terms of influence it's quite big."

It’s about eight million. Wonder why Farage plucked the six million Jews figures out is his arse.

[Abernathy]

Hmmm. Six million. Now where have we heard that number before ?

[Youngian]

Oh dear, Nigel’s big mouth will cost him