[Boiler]

Meanwhile, the Mail's comments section is in meltdown, with them proclaiming "another establishment stitch-up".

Unsurprisingly, it's front page news.

I await Dacre imploding into a dwarf star of hate and tears.

[Bones McCoy]

It's been a really shit week for Tories and Jezzites alike.

How I wish that had been an option at the last election.

[Boiler]

If any more tears of anger and rage are shed by Tories on that BBC SYB about Starmer and Durham, the Environment Agency are going to have to issue flood warnings.

[Youngian]

Cleared by Durham constabulary, because they're Marxists and he's a Tory.

Hold my beer, says Dacre, Mr Fabricant has the real story

Conservative MP Michael Fabricant told MailOnline: 'I am surprised how Durham Police decided not to fine Starmer and Rayner.

'Many people will think that, as a QC and a lawyer, Starmer wormed his way out of a conviction while, in effect, blackmailing Durham Police by saying: "You’ll be bringing down the Leader of the Opposition if you fine me". https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... -fine.html

[Boiler]

Has the combination of heat and that syrup affected his nut?

[The All New KevS]

Someone should point out the ludicrous Fabricant that he is a politician for the party in Government.

He IS the establishment.

[Andy McDandy]

Meanwhile Starmer is tucking into a curry while Rayner does a nickerless cancan on the table after an all day piss up.

[Abernathy]

This is glorious .


https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politic ... Lel-MKIAnw

[The Weeping Angel]

Cope and seethe wankers

Hopefully Durham police can investigate Harry Cole for wasting police time.

[Crabcakes]

Pretty spectacular that they’ve tried for a clever picture analogy, but not actually checked to see what whitewash actually is and just have a meaningless photo of some bog-standard white paint.

[Andy McDandy]

Also, getting rid of all that blue?

There's that superior public school and Oxford thinking for you.

[Crabcakes]

Still, of all the things I probably didn’t see coming in 2022, The Shitebox having the exact same editorial line as the Mail is possibly most surprising.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This fool seems to be an up and coming rightwing journo.

[Abernathy]

I think that the woman in question did actually have the fine on her rescinded, didn’t she ?

[Andy McDandy]

I do like how they're trying to make a takeaway and a few drinks into the 100 Days of Sodom.

[Oboogie]

That's because they've had months of Tories telling them that Johnson got fined for "eating cake", eating curry and drinking beer must be worse, surely.

[mattomac]

The reaction from both sides show they were betting on this, Starmer now looks potentially the next Labour PM and that guts them.

And what can the right offer in response, unfunded tax cuts that don’t benefit the people’s pocket and culture wars

[Boiler]

I see "Starmer Out" is trending - along with this video involving a Corbyn supporter.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

[visage]

I see "Starmer Out" is trending - along with this video involving a Corbyn supporter.

Ah yes, shes a multimillionaire BTL landlord apparently. Very socialist.