[Youngian]

It doesn't really say a great deal for her journalistic instincts does it. Surely a half decent journalist would have checked out the electoral register to see if he was single or not.

Or maybe its made it up and the guy’s a neighbour ‘manda bunged a few quid for his troubles.

[Watchman]

More Liz Jones than Carl Bernstein.

More like she was conned in to thinking it was an opportunity to fuck her self further up the greasy pole (no pun intended)

[Tubby Isaacs]

I don't normally comment on politicians looks, but I'm rather struck by that foxy chick in that photo. In the same way I'm struck by the foxy chick who appears next to Alison Pearson's columns.

Are there any straight-talking choleric columnists about to comment?

[Youngian]

To which a lifelong Conservative like me says, bring back Boris!

The ten red flags I missed that my perfect Conservative was secretly a crooked sociopath full of bullshit.