[Bones McCoy]

Bloody Walt!

[Tubby Isaacs]

He could have signed up for the Army while he was dicking about in Brussels for the Telegraph.

[satnav]

Wasn't it Penny Mordaunt who gave a speech awhile back floating the idea of bringing back national service. Perhaps Boris is now looking to support a coup to replace Rishi with Penny just to get revenge on Rishi for stabbing him in the back.

[Andy McDandy]

He ran away from a fucking bulldozer.

I don’t think any man or woman ever regrets joining up.

Well, the kids at Deepcut don't, because they are dead.

The article is appalling, but it seems to be bring back national service weekend in the Mail. But seriously, it's just absolute shameless wank.

[Youngian]

Bozo would have slipped off on his US passport if he faced conscription when he was younger. Just as well.

[MisterMuncher]

It's weird that they're talking about conscription for a fight with Russia, whose largely conscripted and distinctly non-woke army aren't exactly the fucking Adeptus Astartes* and have demonstrated their relative quality in the modern battlefield at painfully regular intervals for the last year or better.




*Being the elite super-soldier corps around which much of Warhammer 40k revolves, m'lud

[davidjay]

Everything's just one big fucking joke for him now. Sorry, one big fucking even more lucrative than it used to be joke.

[kreuzberger]

Off course, his singular but undeniable "talent" is to be able to riff about the meatier headlines which are on everyone's lips.

Clowns clown, it's what they do.

The less entertaining truth is that they couldn't get a single battalion across the channel, let alone in to a potato field outside Białystok in order to face down the Vatniks who will have hacked their phones anyway. It's a logistical fantasy.

Still, at least this guff will tide us over to the Sunday papers.

[Andy McDandy]

I note he brags about his CCF jaunts happening where today the army is training its Ukrainian counterparts. Now, I know it probably doesn't matter much but isn't this basically begging for Russia to respond? Yes, NATO mutual defence and that, and I can see why Putin wants the shitgibbon back in the White House, but that's really fucking irresponsible.

[davidjay]

Is it just me or are all the big names behind a paywall now?

[satnav]

Where do you start with a headline like this.

Why the human urge to conform that's made everyone (except me!) ditch bobble hats for ski helmets makes me fear for the legalisation of assisted dying

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... dying.html

[kreuzberger]

Umm, Schumacher.

Nonetheless, seeing Lardarse in a permanently vegetative state would trouble me not one jot or tittle. Can we tell him and his colour-coordinated ilk (including that Julia Jam-jar harridan as she crosses in to Switzerland) that helmets are woke?

[Andy McDandy]

Fucking hell. Ran it through a paywall remover, and read it, and a couple of others he's done recently.

Ski helmets and why H&S will lead to assisted suicide becoming compulsory.
Why the Garrick club ought to remain men-only, even though he was once a member and would love to admit women but very complicated, nothing can be done.
Singing the praises of his robot lawnmower. Which apparently he needs for the garden at his central London home. After the ride-on quad bike mower broke down.

Seriously, is there a bigger cunt in the world?

[Youngian]

While millions have had a miserable winter wearing three pairs of socks indoors because they’re scared to turn the heating up, Johnson rubs his readers’ noses in it showing his jolly japes on piste. You’d think good ol bumbling Boris would break some bones skiing. But he’s had plenty of practice on the slopes all his life. Cunt.

[davidjay]

Fucking hell. Ran it through a paywall remover, and read it, and a couple of others he's done recently.

Ski helmets and why H&S will lead to assisted suicide becoming compulsory.
Why the Garrick club ought to remain men-only, even though he was once a member and would love to admit women but very complicated, nothing can be done.
Singing the praises of his robot lawnmower. Which apparently he needs for the garden at his central London home. After the ride-on quad bike mower broke down.

Seriously, is there a bigger cunt in the world?

Questions to which the answer is 'No'.