[Andy McDandy]

No pro-Palestine demonstrator ever pissed all over the Cenotaph.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... iform.html

Wayne Couzens. It's all down to the police going woke, apparently.

Cunt.

[Killer Whale]

I thought he pined for the day when they were all Couzenses. Weird.

[davidjay]

I thought he pined for the day when they were all Couzenses. Weird.

Only if they don't get caught.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... t-guv.html

Here we go. Guy gets deported from France to Tunisia and that's cue for his standard "Aren't we a soft touch?" routine. Then some wildlife bits, which he turns into the NHS wasting money, and the caahncil being soft and hippyish. Then some anti-gay bollocks and a spirited defence of the far right.

Last time anyone looked it wasn’t the ‘far-Right’ planting bombs on the Underground and at Manchester Arena, or killing soldier Lee Rigby.

The immediate threats to MPs and Parliamentary democracy are all down to Islamist headbangers.

Remind me who killed Jo Cox?

One final thing:

If by some miracle he was eventually put on a plane, a revolt by dopey, Guardian-reading passengers would prevent it taking off

If some "dopey Guardian-reading" people can stymie the plans of the Tories so easily, it doesn't really say much about the quality of said plans, does it?

Cunt.

[Andy McDandy]

Double dose of cuntery today.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -Hell.html

First off, a fairly dry look at the US presidential election. Almost even handed, but the bit on Trump's defects has many attacks on his enemies. Then there's this:

The former President is still facing 91 different criminal charges — over hoarding classified documents and allegedly inciting the January 6 ‘insurrection’ in Washington — as the Democratic-dominated Deep State resorts to ‘lawfare’ to stop him regaining the keys to the West Wing.

Cunt.

Next up, the budget!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -Hunt.html

Pools panel? Nice and relevant. Still, means he can pad things out a bit. Viv Nicholson, bit of fuzzy nostalgia (did anyone in the 60s call a radio the "wireless"?). Anyway, onto the meat of it. The OBR is bullshit, far too Blairy, not good in a demockrasee, Britain is skint and it's all down to the chap in Number 10 and lazy malingering young people (or at least younger than him).

Rachel Reeves gets nicknamed "Martha", so he can make a joke about her dancing in the street. Her also does some nudge-wink stuff about her working for the Bank of England, although earlier in the article he expressed surprise that it was the OBR and not the BoE that made the advisory calls on the budget. Whatever. She's an 'expert', and we can't have that.

Anyway, it's all a bit pointless because his conclusion is that we're fucked. So Hunt couldn't do a big tax giveaway at any rate.

Couple of smaller articles, two of them shit 'jokes', and the other a dig at those young and trendy people you get these days.

Boring cunt.

[Amazonian]

Dear Andy - thanks for taking the bullet to bring us these summaries. I have no desire to cough up for a paywall to read Littledong's latest pile of rehashed shite, but it is nice to get the general gist.

[Dalem Lake]

Rachel Reeves gets nicknamed "Martha", so he can make a joke about her dancing in the street.

That just flew above my head. Who was Martha?

[Youngian]

Martha Reeves and the Vandellas. This Reeves also became a politician serving as a councillor in Detroit. Not a job for the faint hearted.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... toast.html

Richard doesn't do party politics. Aside from backing UKIP. And the Brexit Party. And Johnson. And now Reform.

Otherwise it's name calling as usual - "Genghis" Khan, "Gormless fishwife" Rayner, "Manchurian Candidate" Hunt (er, because his wife is Chinese?), "third rate Islingtonian" Starmer, and so on. Plus the usual BIGGIST VOAT EVAH SENTEEN POINT FOUR MILYUN WILLA DA PEEPOL CHATTRIN CLASSIZ FACK OFFFFFFFF!!! shit.

Still, some gems in the comments:

philfy79
Bristol, United Kingdom
15 March, 2024

You should be really angry with snake oil salesman Faridge - his UKIP party forced Brexit on us which in turn has destroyed the Tory party and now he stands to profit by being associated with reform ...

Leyton Exile
Par Cornwall, United Kingdom
15 March, 2024

Funny how Boris got a thumping 80 seat majority in 2019 on a pro Brexit ticket.

BlockCobwebGuava
Schiphol, Netherlands
15 March, 2024

The funnier thing is how he got an 80 seat majority, didn't do anything with it, and blew the Tories up, all within 3 years.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... tbins.html

Part 2 is today's offering - overpaid caahncil staff and proper binmen. But really, it's about being a cunt.

Rachel Wright-Turner is £4.6million richer today. Did she win the Lottery? Well, yes, but not in the conventional sense.

The cunt! How did she manage that, the jammy sod?

An employment tribunal upheld her claim for disability discrimination and harassment, brought when she was sacked from her £125,000-a-year job as director of public service reform.

Ms Wright-Turner formerly worked at the neighbouring Kensington and Chelsea Council as a ‘humanitarian assistance lead’ with those affected by the Grenfell Tower fire, which killed 72 people.

After moving to Hammersmith and Fulham she developed Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, had a panic attack during a meeting with other officials in a pub and was taken to hospital. She was subsequently sacked while on sick leave.

Oh. Um. Grenfell. But note her job title in parentheses. And the "in a pub" detail. He's building the narrative here.

Ms Wright-Turner has had a rough few years and deserved some level of compensation. But £4.6million?

Hey, I'm all caring and sharing. BUT....

There are thousands upon thousands of these trebles-all-round non-jobs across the public sector.

Bingo! Diversity officers, Sadiq Khan, ULEZ, you know the drill.

Why are they hiring ‘directors of public service reform’ on £125,000 a year when they can’t be bothered to empty the dustbins once a week or mend the pavements?

Back then, no Town Hall was complete without an assortment of anti-nuclear outreach co-ordinators and lesbian bereavement counsellors.

I'll have shit that never happened for 100 points, please Bob.

You rarely hear of a director of public service reform getting the old heave-ho. But when they do, it seems they can now look forward to a £4.6million Lottery-style pay-off at taxpayers’ expense.

And there we have it. The journey is complete. What started as an exceptional case of shitty behaviour by a council towards an employee has now become the norm in Littlecock world. What every pen pushing home working non-job holder can expect for pretending to be a bit upset when living it up down the pub getting sloshed on YOUR money.

Cunt.

[Youngian]

My dear friend Colin 'The Animal' Adamson — one of Fleet Street's Finest

I take it Mr Adamson has passed away, most people he says are great mates have so we can’t check his claim.

[Rosvanian]

And people still keep telling me that Conservative people really aren't so bad.

[satnav]

From what I can see Greenwich council spends around £330m a year, if the person employed to implement reforms could help cut that budget by 1% that would save the council £3m a year. So paying somebody £125,000 to potentially save millions seems like a smart move.

[Andy McDandy]

Something else I missed. Here's a caption from the article, under a photo of the Grenfell fire:

The employment tribunal's ruling – which found senior officers in the Labour-run authority had lied in evidence – is believed to be the highest-ever such award against a public body. Pictured: Grenfell Tower

Now, just to recap and clarify: the case for unfair dismissal was brought against Hammersmith & Fulham council, which is/was indeed a Labour-run administration, because you can find arseholes anywhere. But the Grenfell tower is in Kensington & Chelsea, which is very fucking Tory. Now, if you saw the above caption, would you be fooled into thinking that the Grenfell fire happened under a Labour council's watch?

CUUUUNT!

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... paign=1490

Refugees, Rwanda, House of Lords. Again.

Willadapeepul again, except he deliberately misses out something - the great Brexit vote, which he describes as:

When we voted decisively to leave the EU, it was on a promise that we would be taking back control of our laws and, particularly, our borders.

Yet the political class, the courts and the Blob had other ideas

He knows why - the vote was on leaving the EU, not on leaving behind the entire structure of representative democracy in favour of who shouts loudest. It wasn't on leaving the ECHR, nor was it on removing necessary hurdles in the legislative process. 52% of the people who voted on the day voted to leave - the how, when and so on was left to the "political classes". His "Mannadapeepul" hero Farage enabled them, withdrawing his honest, non-blob plain talking russet coated simple and true men of the shires to give Johnson's Tories a massive majority. Which they blew. Because they were a bunch of arseholes who under any other serious party leader would have been told to fuck off.

The country is not "ungovernable" - it simply has a government that cannot do its job. Because it's made up of cunts.

[Youngian]

I’m surprised he didn’t go with Mel Stride’s crackdown on scroungers pretending they’re mental.

[Amazonian]

It's got some gall ranting on abiut 'trebles-all-round cushy non-jobs', while raking in the best part of a million quid a year for writing a few hundred words of rehashed, hate-mongering, unfunny crap twice a week (THREE times when it can be arsed, such labours of Hercules!).

Cunt.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... reets.html

Back to protests and why isn't Plod putting some stick about. Apparently they're all the same - bunch of lefties into stopping Israel, oil, colonialism, and lots of other things. Why can't we have some good old fashioned police brutality?

Then a couple of jokey bits about gay pheasants and terrified chimpanzees, which boil down to "See something from another perspective? Fuck that!".

Cunt.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... ction.html

Sunak needs to bite the bullet and go to the country. Apparently it's all his fault for betraying Boris. That's it, no more analysis. Just the smartarse getting his comeuppance for cheeking the school bully.

Cunts, the lot of them.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -joke.html

JKR and Trans people. Varies between "You can't say anything these days" and "The police let anyone say what they want these days".

I don’t know whether to file all this under You Couldn’t Make It Up, or Mind How You Go.

Nobody fucking cares about your fucking filing system that doesn't exist. Meabnwhile he's outraged that one of That Lot has the nerve to come into one of our spaces. Yes, he seems to want a colour bar in a building he'll never fucking go into anyway.

The Dean, The Very Rev Dr David Monteith, invited a congregant from Pakistan to make the first reading, with English subtitles projected on to a big screen.

He may remember that every fucking Christmas his rag (among others) points out that actual Christians are persecuted in other countries. Usually as the one good point in otherwise bollocks pieces about how hard it is to be a white man these days, but still. But no, as far as he's concerned, Jesus was a white man and spoke English, so fuck off out of it, Gunga Din.

Cunt.