[Youngian]

Even a poor Sun front page isn’t as bad as Littlejohn. Hold my beer. Looks more like Michael Smiley than Caine.

[RedSparrows]

You mean end up by teetering on the edge of doom?

[Andy McDandy]

Well, it beats their "Go Kane!" headline from 3 years ago when England played Colombia...

[Bones McCoy]

Couldn't they have worked "Happy Palmer" in?
"Funeral in Berlin" is more the currant bun's style.

[satnav]

I can never understand why a newspaper owned by an Australian with American citizenship who registers his companies in a the Cayman Island for tax purposes is so supportive of the England team.

[Watchman]

He’s canny enough to know what presses his readerships buttons

[The All New KevS]

That'll be the same Italian Job that's set in Turin rather than Rome then, will it?

It's all forrin, innit?

[kreuzberger]

They're both utter shite in comparison to what Kelvin McCuntchops could dream up while getting the female intern to grab him a beer from the bottom shelf of the office fridge.

[Youngian]

Yes its nauseating but its more welcome than some Sun headlines. Most in fact.

[RedSparrows]

Mendacious pricks. Welcome the message, let's see it backed up by, I dunno, a wholesale change in outlook.

[soulboy]

One to bear in mind the next time Raheem Sterling is found guilty of spending too much/not enough money.

[Bones McCoy]

It's a good front page.
One to dredge up when they return to business as usual.

[zuriblue]

Yes its nauseating but its more welcome than some Sun headlines. Most in fact.

[Youngian]

Desperate times for the PM if the Sun had to wheel Kavanagh out to write a defence for Bozo. Only for the subs to take the piss with a rhetorical headline.

[Bones McCoy]

Do we have a "Questions to which the answer is yes!" board?

[satnav]

The Sun's editorial also seems to be backing Johnson and telling Tory MPs to get a grip. The editorial also seems to imply that the BBC are pushing PartyGate even though it was actually The Mirror and ITV who have been leading on the story.

Party clear-up
AT a time when he needs to be focussed relentlessly on Omicron, Boris continues to be stuck at the bottom of a deep political hole of No10’s own making.

Partygate, the hangover from sleaze, a potentially disastrous by-election defeat and a mass rebellion by his own MPs over vaccine passports all add up to this week being among his toughest ever.

He needs to tackle the general sense of chaos enveloping Downing Street.

It should wound the PM deeply to see the BBC reporting him hosting a Christmas charity quiz on Zoom as if it was a scandal to rival Watergate.

Obviously, it isn’t. But Number 10’s disastrous handling of it has allowed their enemies to make hay.

A demonstration of firm leadership could start by getting those Red Wall Tories making threats to unseat him into No10 and reminding them they’re only in Parliament because of his electoral triumph all of two years ago.

The PM needs to get a grip – but so do some of his MPs.

[Dalem Lake]

Desperate times for the PM if the Sun had to wheel Kavanagh out to write a defence for Bozo. Only for the subs to take the piss with a rhetorical headline.

Who is the bloke bashing away at the BBC laptop supposed to be?

[Youngian]

Desperate times for the PM if the Sun had to wheel Kavanagh out to write a defence for Bozo. Only for the subs to take the piss with a rhetorical headline.

Who is the bloke bashing away at the BBC laptop supposed to be?

Nick Robinson is my nearest guess.

It should wound the PM deeply to see the BBC reporting him hosting a Christmas charity quiz on Zoom as if it was a scandal to rival Watergate.

Obviously, it isn’t. But Number 10’s disastrous handling of it has allowed their enemies to make hay.

Its the lies that get you not the deed. As someone famously said about Watergate.

[Bones McCoy]

Desperate times for the PM if the Sun had to wheel Kavanagh out to write a defence for Bozo. Only for the subs to take the piss with a rhetorical headline.

Who is the bloke bashing away at the BBC laptop supposed to be?

Jim Bowen or Norman Tebbit

[satnav]

The Sun doesn't like it when celebs use well paid lawyers to avoid getting a prison sentence which seems a little bit rich given that the CEO of UK News Rebekah Brooks used very highly paid lawyers to avoid prison over her part in the phone hacking scandal.