[Bones McCoy]

Johnny Mercer suggesting the Tories should put more of their “leading light” such as Badenoch, not sure if he has seen any of her comments this past week.

The closer observers (e.g. YouTube's BowlerHat Man) reckon the rump of the government are fighting like rats in a sack.

Most of these statements of support are potential survivors jockeying for gigs as shadow ministers.

[Youngian]

Zahawi’s not the only amnesiac clown indulging in Bozo nostalgia already. Is Johnson planning on an independent comeback like that moron Jacob Zuma? He’s gaining traction with a breakaway party in SA as the man to put out the skip fire he created.

Nadhim Zahawi: We were wrong to oust Boris Johnson https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/nadh ... -d5xk8w3ps

[Andy McDandy]

Most times I've seen Mercer in public, he's come across as pissed as a fart.

[Bones McCoy]

Zahawi’s not the only amnesiac clown indulging in Bozo nostalgia already. Is Johnson planning on an independent comeback like that moron Jacob Zuma? He’s gaining traction with a breakaway party in SA as the man to put out the skip fire he created.

Nadhim Zahawi: We were wrong to oust Boris Johnson https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/nadh ... -d5xk8w3ps

Say what you like about Zahawi.
I don't think he'd get a game with Ayr United.