[Crabcakes]

I see Patel is looking to add ‘snitch’ to her list of endearing qualities.

[satnav]

Patel has previously claimed that many of her civil servants have tried to sabotage her policies now she seems to be blaming her cabinet colleagues for impeding her. When is she going to realise that probably she is the one in the wrong?

[Crabcakes]

If only people would let her break the law with her excessively cruel and economically inverted policies, it would all be fine.

[Bones McCoy]

If only people would let her break the law with her excessively cruel and economically inverted policies, it would all be fine.

Regular Charlie Richardson ain't she.

[Crabcakes]

This sounds like just the absolute most miserable, shitty place to work for the worst possible boss

[Crabcakes]

Good news! Patel has quit.

Bad news: Braverman is her very likely replacement

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Taxi for Patel!

Not included in Surgical's cabinet.

WEF tomorrow.

>edit<
Apparently it's over the Rwanda policy. Presumably Surgical isn't going for it, despite what she told the Turnip Taleban.,,

[kreuzberger]

"my choice." Sure it is luv, sure it is.

Can't wait for Dacre to paint her as a snowflake in 5-4-3...

[Malcolm Armsteen]

She may be signing up for the Bring Back Boris Gang...

[Bones McCoy]

Good news! Patel has quit.

Bad news: Braverman is her very likely replacement

[Youngian]

Priti Patel’s new image consultant is stumped for ideas, “how are you with swans?”

[Andy McDandy]

Vicious hissing bird, break your arm if you look at it funny....and so was the swan!

[/shit 90s comedian]

[Youngian]

Priti jokes aside, the bench is a beautiful response to such a shitty cruel act. And a solid looking one.

[Yug]

By Jove, the Prittster might be on to something here

Priti Patel will attack the Conservative party leadership, blaming heavy local election losses on “those in power and control”, in a speech on Saturday.

The former home secretary is expected to accuse the Tory leadership of having “done a better job at damaging our party” over the past year than Keir Starmer’s Labour party or leftwing campaign groups.

She is due to speak at the inaugural conference of a group promising to restore grassroots control to the Conservatives, the pro-Boris Johnson Conservative Democratic Organisation (CDO).

The event, which will also feature speeches from Johnson allies Jacob Rees-Mogg and Nadine Dorries, takes place in Bournemouth throughout Saturday...

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... -in-speech

While she's partially right, she's overlooked the small fact that people are getting sick of incompetent, corrupt, grasping amoral cunts acting like incompetent, corrupt, grasping amoral cunts all the time.

Though we should sit back and let the "Bring back Boris" faction gain a bit of traction. Anything that keeps the Tories warring with each other is a Good Thing and, as the army are fond of saying, "Never interrupt the enemy when they're in the middle of making a mistake".

Popcorn sellers will be rubbing their hands at the prospect.

[Youngian]

Sunak should sue for peace and bring Priti back in the tent to appoint her as an election strategist. Patel has the massive confidence in her opinions that only genius and thickos possess.

[davidjay]

Move to the extreme, lose an election, blame the moderates for not being extreme enough. It's nice to see it happening to that lot for a change.

[Bones McCoy]

Johnson appointed a lot of no-hopers above their ability.
All based on loyalty to "brand Boris" and nothing more.

Most of the incompetents realised the game was up when Johnson was removed (and not before time).

A few seem to think they'll be back on top if only they can "bring back Boris".

[davidjay]

It gets better:

[kreuzberger]

She can't read, she can't count. Fucking cabbage.

[Youngian]

Strong ‘look at the crowds that come out for Jeremy’ vibe