[Youngian]

I really can't see that he will be too interested in touring Northern constituencies

Or chatting to Dorries since leaving parliament. Fuck does she know?

[Crabcakes]

There is of course the other factor - Boris is a grade A vindictive shit, lazy, and hugely self-centred. Will he really be inclined to put in *any* effort to get Sunak re-elected?

[Youngian]

What other leverage does Johnson have to chat and cut his way back in the loop apart from some looney disciples on the Tory fringes?
If anyone can slow the dickhead vote drifting off to Reform it’s him.

[Andy McDandy]

He's got what he always wanted - to have been PM. He's got the portrait on the stairwell, the lucrative income streams, and is beholden to nobody. He's not doing the Heath-May sulk on the back benches; instead he has multiple platforms to tell his version of his story. And as I asked up thread, isn't he permanently banned from Parliament, or can that be lifted?

[Samanfur]

Johnson probably thinks that it can be, if he makes himself look indispensable enough. We all know that he either doesn't grasp or is insulted by the idea that rules have to apply to him.

I expect he'd be in for a shock.

[Oboogie]

A peerage would suit Johnson.
No need to worry about pesky elections.
Attend if and when he wants.
And a fancy title to impress American audiences with should enable him to raise his fees on the speaking circuit.
Baron Boris
Earl Alexander
Duke Johnson
Viscount de Pfeffel of Henley on Thames

You get the idea.

[Bones McCoy]

A peerage would suit Johnson.
No need to worry about pesky elections.
Attend if and when he wants.
And a fancy title to impress
American audiences with should enable him to raise his fees on the speaking circuit.
Baron Boris
Earl Alexander
Duke Johnson
Viscount de Pfeffel of Henley on Thames

You get the idea.

Lord Cunt of Cuntingdon.

[Crabcakes]

A peerage would suit Johnson.
No need to worry about pesky elections.
Attend if and when he wants.
And a fancy title to impress American audiences with should enable him to raise his fees on the speaking circuit.
Baron Boris
Earl Alexander
Duke Johnson
Viscount de Pfeffel of Henley on Thames

You get the idea.

He can have one, on the condition it is Viscunt Johnson of Bell End. And it is mis-spelled exactly like that.

[Bones McCoy]

A peerage would suit Johnson.
No need to worry about pesky elections.
Attend if and when he wants.
And a fancy title to impress American audiences with should enable him to raise his fees on the speaking circuit.
Baron Boris
Earl Alexander
Duke Johnson
Viscount de Pfeffel of Henley on Thames

You get the idea.

Not to mention jollies with the former mistresses he's previously ... err ... "ennobled". (Anag).

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Youngian]

This all sounds very murky but Johnson has no decent reputation left to defend. Don’t know why Maduro made time in his diary for Bozo and his shady pals. Perhaps he doesn’t get many visits from Western politicians to chew the fat.

[satnav]

[Watchman]

BBC News: Boris Johnson: Shameful to call for UK to end arms sales to Israel

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68748251

I find this particularly distasteful;

Mr Johnson said it was "shattering" to see the deaths, but Israel was sending warnings of their attacks and "trying to use precision munitions".

I believe Mr Armsteen has a phrase

[Bones McCoy]

BBC News: Boris Johnson: Shameful to call for UK to end arms sales to Israel

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68748251

I find this particularly distasteful;

Mr Johnson said it was "shattering" to see the deaths, but Israel was sending warnings of their attacks and "trying to use precision munitions".

I believe Mr Armsteen has a phrase

Fuck that guy, and all the schemers who're paying him for "professional services".

[Youngian]

Johnson didn’t show this level of commitment to foreign affairs when he was FS. Don’t know what his angle is poking his nose into this conflict as if his opinion mattered.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Johnson didn’t show this level of commitment to foreign affairs when he was FS. Don’t know what is angle is poking his nose into this conflict as if his opinion mattered.

Wingnut welfare is his angle.

[Crabcakes]

Mr Johnson said it was "shattering" to see the deaths, but Israel was sending warnings of their attacks and "trying to use precision munitions".

If this is them trying, god help us if they decide to be indiscriminate.

[Rosvanian]

We new a new word. The old one is missing something.