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Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:40 pm
by Watchman
I believe he's the minister with responsibility for stopping the boats!

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:01 pm
by mattomac
Is Lord True made up?

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:15 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Baron True of East Sheen? He's real.

Peterhouse Cambridge; Richmond upon Thames Council. SPAD, Spox and general bag carrier, no 'proper' jobs, ever.
Pushed up to the Lords by Dodgy Dave, promoted by Liz 'Surgical' Truss. Leader of the House of Lords
Lord Keeper of the Privy Seal.

He's real. Unfortunately...

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:26 pm
by davidjay
They used to say Labour politicians had never had a proper job whereas they came from the real world.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:41 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Given up, Part 94.


Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:42 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Watchman wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:40 pm I believe he's the minister with responsibility for stopping the boats!
Ha ha, he is! I thought you were joking.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:21 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Waiting for the economy to turn might not be a great tactic. But I suppose they couldn't call an election with the UK in recession.


Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:45 am
by Yug
That's the yoof vote sorted

Rishi Sunak has rejected an EU offer to strike a post-Brexit deal to allow young Britons to live, study or work in the bloc for up to four years...

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... -eu-and-uk
Is he actually trying to destroy the Tories? He's making a bloody good job of it.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:05 am
by Watchman
But it’s okay for his kids to study in the USA

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:25 am
by Yug
Money talks, and his missus has just been given a £10.5million dividend from Infosys. I wonder where that'll be banked, and how much tax paid? (As if).

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:34 am
by Bones McCoy
What a guy.

* Last month he made Rwanda a safe place (sounds a bit snowflakey woke to me).
* This month he's cured sickness (not just one, all of em).


I think we should see whether he can walk on water.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:54 am
by kreuzberger
Yug wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:45 am That's the yoof vote sorted

Rishi Sunak has rejected an EU offer to strike a post-Brexit deal to allow young Britons to live, study or work in the bloc for up to four years...

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... -eu-and-uk
Is he actually trying to destroy the Tories? He's making a bloody good job of it.
Implicit within that report is the timely opportunity to inspect the contents of the fabled Ming Vase. No room for the aspirations and wider education of the country's youth. Rather, it's chock-full with xenophobia, bigotry, and a Gregg's steakbake.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:17 am
by Youngian
It’s important for Brexiters that future elites see the Continent as a strange place we know little about. Send them to former British colonies for exchange trips instead. The dross of the Tory ruling class in the shires can’t be arsed to learn fancy foreign languages. So they don’t even have the intellectual horizons of Paul Gascoigne who gave Italian a crack at Lazio.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:34 am
by AOB
Yug wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:25 am Money talks, and his missus has just been given a £10.5million dividend from Infosys. I wonder where that'll be banked, and how much tax paid? (As if).
And on the same day he announced a good kicking to benefit claimants, particularly the sick, disabled and unemployed, which the Mail are spunking over on their front page today. All being well the Tories will be out in Autumn and what he plans won't happen.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 1:30 pm
by Crabcakes
Sunak really is in the ‘monkey tennis’ phase now - flinging out terrible, desperate policies in the hope anything sticks.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 2:49 pm
by Bones McCoy
His "sicknote" announcement sounds like a trip back to the dark days of ATOS health assessments.

The ones conducted by non-medical staff that occasionally certified dying people "fit for work".

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:16 pm
by Abernathy
We’ve been here multiple times before, haven’t we ?

Welfare-bashing 5.0.

Cunts.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:35 pm
by kreuzberger
Is he being influenced by Modi? The matchless World Service "Weekend" this morning covered the unfolding GE in India and, whilst almost every interviewee stated that their own predicament is, at best, torpid, they applaud that the general economic situation is motoring in the right direction. The government is great, but they are the architects of their own misfortune.

It must be true because they read it in the papers and saw it on TV, and didn't hear dissenting voices from the opposition who Modi has anyway had arrested on spurious corruption charges.

In other news. Julian Worricker, joined by two heavyweights to narrate the unfolding news like today, Ali Allawi, economist, writer, and former finance minister and deputy prime minister of Iraq, and Nathalie Tocci, director of the Institute of International Affairs in Rome and special advisor to EU High Representative and Vice President of the Commission, Josep Borrell, was pure, fabulous Reithism. It's just fantastic radio.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:38 pm
by Samanfur
According to that speech he gave to the CSJ, low pay no longer exists, either. The Tories raising the NMW fixed it.

Re: Lightweight Rishi

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:00 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Rishi Sunak is a lying liar who tells lies.