By Bones McCoy
#100039
In the light of the "Forever blowing Bubba" revelations.

Something I recently saw on Reddit - froma poster who knew a lot more than they were letting on.
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go".......
By Youngian
#100098
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go".......
Monica Lewinsky lives in London, her partner is a friend of comedian Jimmy Carr. Carr recalls introducing her to Hugh Grant at his party: "Hi Hugh, the other big fellatio story from the 90s."
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By Tubby Isaacs
#100150
Marcy (Emptywheel) is a well-regarded legal poster. If she thinks that Trump's actually going to have to pay the tariffs back, then I'm inclined to take it seriously.

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By Tubby Isaacs
#100154
Here's another cracker. The "Signature Policy Doctrine". That'll be news to President Obama, who had Obamacare pared back by the Supreme Court. And indeed Biden who ran on student loan forgiveness, and had the court block that.

By satnav
#100224
I'm still trying to understand his sudden 'U'turn on the Epstein files. My best guess is that he is now into damage limitation mode. If the files come out now and there is a lot of stuff which is very embarrassing to him what will actually happen? There is zero chance of him facing criminal charges because he can play the immunity card, he is also safe from impeachment because the Republicans control both houses. So given time it could all blow over. If he delayed publication the worst of the stuff could come out when he no longer controls both houses and when his influences starts to wain as the Republicans start to search for their next presidential candidate.
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By Tubby Isaacs
#100225
The Republicans in the House were going to vote en masse to release, nothing he could do. As I understand it, the Justice Department can launch an investigation and then say that's a reason they can't release them, but I don't know if that's true.

He's getting a very easy time from the US media, who are saying "no proof of criminal wrongdoing" and all that. They might keep that up if it does come out.
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