[Abernathy]

Point of order - John Arlott was a Liberal candidate and a fervent anti-racism campaigner.

Seconded. My favourite story about Arlott relates to when he found himself being required to fill out an immigration form on a plane travelling to Johannesburg during the apartheid years. In response to a question enquiring about the passenger's " race", Arlott simply wrote "human".

[Spoonman]

Meanwhile in Benidorm...

[Killer Whale]

It was part of a local festival, including a lot of dressing up. I'm yet to be convinced that they were not taking the piss.

[Youngian]

When you’ve been fired from an outfit in the Murdoch remainder bin for being too big of an arsehole, where next do you go?

[Tubby Isaacs]

The world's worst legal commentator is still going. Yeah, Steven. Why might company directors using fake identities be an issue?

[Boiler]

Ah, so THAT'S why I've got to take my driving licence to my meeting with my company accountants next week.

[Bones McCoy]

The world's worst legal commentator is still going. Yeah, Steven. Why might company directors using fake identities be an issue?

It's on par with Pol Pot's worst works.