[Boiler]

Can we just bury the scruffy cunt in that massive fly-tipped pile of shite in Oxfordshire?

[Yug]

Can we just bury the scruffy cunt in that massive fly-tipped pile of shite in Oxfordshire?

Jeremy Clarkson?

[Tubby Isaacs]

The terms of the enquiry were set by Bozo himself. So that's why it doesn't do the things he now claims it should have done.

He's appalling. If this were a Labour politician, the party would never be allowed to forget it. Is anyone going to ask Badenoch about it?

[satnav]

All the politicians and journalist like Nadine Dorries and Carole Malone are rushing out to defend their hero trying to claim that the inquiry was just out to get Boris even though it was Johnson who set up the inquiry so that he could buy himself a bit of time to line his own pockets before the inquiry reported.

[Boiler]

Can we just bury the scruffy cunt in that massive fly-tipped pile of shite in Oxfordshire?

Jeremy Clarkson?

[Youngian]

Laura Kuennsberg on the lefty BBC manages to dig up some plank to tell us 'Swashbuckling Boris made the right calls' Is this a mocumentary spoof I'm not getting?
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17UVtzyZBY/

[Samanfur]

Apparently, Rachel Johnson was on LBC, telling everyone off for picking on the poor lamb.

I'm only surprised that Stanley hasn't stuck his oar in yet.