[Andy McDandy]

Nyawlins and Vegas both very friendly, but also clear that you're just another tourist and they'll see another few thousand like you before the end of the day.

My brother went to DC on business, and said it was very, well, businesslike. Get in, do what you need to do, get out.

A friend of my partner moved to Kansas City a few years ago. People who flew out to her wedding said that it was very friendly, mixed with genuine curiosity why they were visiting the Midwest.

[Boiler]

Okay, nearly thirty years ago now but I certainly felt welcome in Atlanta.

[Bones McCoy]

Dog waste bags.

[Youngian]

To be placed in the poo tin.

[Abernathy]

The late great Tom Lehrer declared that political satire was dead when the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Henry Kissinger in 1973.

Now FIFA - yes, FIFA, the governing body of world football, has invented its own peace prize (WHY ?), and awarded it to ….. Donald Trump.

The world has gone fucking mad.

[Youngian]

Will he be as pleased about it as when he was awarded a sheriff's tin star?

[Boiler]

The late great Tom Lehrer declared that political satire was dead when the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Henry Kissinger in 1973.

Now FIFA - yes, FIFA, the governing body of world football, has invented its own peace prize (WHY ?), and awarded it to ….. Donald Trump.

The world has gone fucking mad.

That's Gianni Infantile for you.