[Bones McCoy]

And yet most weeks he's pining for the 70s.

That's no longer a purely rightwing trope.

50 years with a majority of austerity - who'd'a thought it.

[Bones McCoy]

Much easier to pick on a 86-year-old than confront a gang of stroppy youths drinking Special Brew and making a bloody nuisance of themselves.

Gangs of youths drinking Special Brew???

Is he sponsored to crowbar in a Dad's Army reference every column or something? First column of his I've looked at in years, I swear he copies and pastes from previous. The lazy cunt.

Stroppy youths dressed up like the Yobbos off the Dick Emery show?
Special Brew?

Dick (Littlejohn not emery) shows us how long he's been living the expat life.

[Andy McDandy]

Not so long ago, he characterised rock music fans as bike chain whirling greasers, ready at a moment's notice to smash up a country pub and terrorise your granny, like Kurgan out of Highlander. This was around the time he was mocking goths and saying it was OK to kill them.

Anyone with any knowledge of the rock/goth/alternative scene would tell you that his chosen stereotype is woefully wrong.