[RedSparrows]

We've been beating problems round the head for 20,000 years, more beatings will see us through.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Luckily Kemi has a solution that would stop any kids getting bad ideas about women.

Kemi Badenoch backs calls to ban under-16s from owning smartphones - and reveals her 11-year-old is only allowed a classic 'brick' mobile

[soulboy]

Lucky kid. Nothing for their Mum to hack.

[Bones McCoy]

That'll be 10,000 to replace the 20,000 sacked (or "let go") under Osborne's austerity.

[Andy McDandy]

Luckily Kemi has a solution that would stop any kids getting bad ideas about women.

Kemi Badenoch backs calls to ban under-16s from owning smartphones - and reveals her 11-year-old is only allowed a classic 'brick' mobile

Yeah, sure he is.

What is it about Tories and performative bollocks with their kids?

[Watchman]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Leader of the Opposition.

Badenoch added: “The fact is, it’s not 11-year-old boys in school who are perpetrating violence against women and girls […] They need to do the right thing, put police officers on the street, stop people who come from cultures that don’t respect women coming into our country, foreign criminals removed as soon as they commit crimes. Those are the sorts of things that will make a difference.”

Wayne Couzens springs to mind