[Boiler]

Oh, I don't laugh at her. I merely despise her.

[Abernathy]

I hope to enjoy dipping into Truss

Well, good luck with that. I’ve heard she’s up for it. Mark Field* told me.

I’ll err, get my coat . Red santa tunic with white fur trim.

* Tory MP with whom Truss conducted anillicit adulterous affair.

[Andy McDandy]

Do you think she makes the 'pork markets' face when she...

No, no. Bad Andy, no biscuit.

[Boiler]

Back in your basket, you!

[The Weeping Angel]

They should call it Club Liz.

[kreuzberger]

Robert Tchenguiz is, in the opinion of many, someone with whom it would be daft to launch a business venture, destined to drown in oceans of red ink.

Step forward, Liz Truss...

[Boiler]

https://www.theguardian.com/news/ng-int ... s-for-maga

Seriously, woman - just fuck off out of this country, you're not wanted here. You weren't ousted by a mythical "deep state", you were ousted because you and YOUR arrogant shit-for-brains chancellor spooked your holy fucking markets.

FUCK. OFF.

[Youngian]

I see no reason why Mailwatch posters can't described themselves as leaders in the British independent media.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Is there an "indie" chart for media, like for records back in the day? Perhaps Dan Wootton competes for top spot with Fields of the Nephilim and Gaye Bykers on Acid.

[Andy McDandy]

HOW DARE YOU MENTION HIS NAME IN THE SAME BREATH AS THOSE LEGENDS?

[Tubby Isaacs]

The indie charts had some dross in them, to be fair.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This though wasn't dross.

[soulboy]

Perhaps the indie chart of the late 80s would be a better fit, when PWL was the most successful independent label and Stock, Aitken and Waterman productions regularly topped that chart.

[Boiler]

This made me smile...

[kreuzberger]

And the UK is not done with idiocy just yet. If a nation can pull Dunning and Kruger out of its arse, then other surnames are available, such as Trump and Vance or Orbán and the spectacularly double-barrelled Pot-Pot.

In an era of unfettered access to every strand of unparalleled knowledge and understanding, we are opting for Tik-Toks and the amplified blether of barely-sentient beings who struggle with seat belts.