[kreuzberger]

I believe the Pet Shop Boys have just arrived at Mornington Crescent.

[Bones McCoy]

Religious slaughter conjures up images of burning pyres and chanting cultists, which I'm sure is not the intention.

Animals die so we can eat them. If you have a problem with that, go veggie.

What about the Kosher Lobsters eh?



Lobsters are shellfish and Trief (opposite of Kosher).

Two Mailwatch themes collide!

[Boiler]

Joking aside, I had no idea that Jayne Mansfield was far from a "dumb blonde" - she spoke several languages and was a classical violinist.

[Youngian]

Pamela Anderson was a jazz saxophonist.