[RedSparrows]

Apparently the Tories have learned lessons and are now more competent.

Does anyone believe this shit, ever, beyond the sublime 'natural party of government' conceit?

[Rosvanian]

It's incredible, isn't. The Tories have been in power for 41 of my 62 years and yet Badenock and her party, including ex cabinet ministers, the Reform defectors and lunatics like Truss, take absolutely zero responsibilty for their previous actions. Instead, they claim victimhood and blame "the blob" and 'dark forces of the left'. It's un- fucking believable, Jeff.

[Abernathy]

Badenough did perform reasonably well on Kuenssberg this morning, I thought. She seemed less spikey and belligerent than she’s been hitherto, and was clearly trying, I thought, to convey earnestness and good ideas (even if the ideas are still mostly shit). Very articulate. She’ll be trying the old Keir Starmer tactic (“The Conservative Party has changed”) before long - mark my words.

[Tubby Isaacs]

So basically another kick the can down the road policy.

You have to remember there was zero plan to fund anything post 2025.

Less than zero. They were promising big tax cuts.

[The Weeping Angel]

Yep, those unfunded NICs for one.

[Youngian]

Very articulate. She’ll be trying the old Keir Starmer tactic (“The Conservative Party has changed”) before long - mark my words.

Tories have been picking up a few points since Badenoch's starting to attack Reform on their spending plans and untrustworthiness on defence. For the good of the country, I hope that's working. And split the right wing vote more equitably so neither gains many more seats.

[The Weeping Angel]

https://bsky.app/profile/benstanley.eu/ ... aohklkbc2n

[Tubby Isaacs]

Tories call for block on Chinese super-embassy amid claims of hidden chamber near sensitive cables

Above my pay grade, but seems like every crank is wading in against the Government. The Independent have got Anthony Glees writing for them.

Closer and better relations of China is going to have to be part of any pivot away from Trumpist America. No wonder the Tories hate it.

[Abernathy]

How easy is it to listen into “sensitive cables”? Can it be done at all? Do you just plug a microphone into the cable ?

[Boiler]

They'll be optical fibres most likely, but I would hope any sensitive information has weapons-grade encryption applied to it first.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Mysteriously these cables weren't there when the Tories initially approved it in 2022.

Starmer got Badenoch before on the Chagos Islands when she was grandstanding about security by telling her she hadn't even asked for a briefing on it. I foresee the same scenario at PMQs.

[Youngian]

Kemi sacked Jenrick for greasing up to Farage and preempting his defection. An impressive putting her foot down speech. Not being Robert Jenrick is Badenoch's strongest card, she's done well getting rid of this creepy turd.

[Abernathy]

Agreed.

“I have sacked Robert Jenrick from the Shadow Cabinet, removed the whip and suspended his party membership with immediate effect.

“I was presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect in a way designed to be as damaging as possible to his Shadow Cabinet colleagues and the wider Conservative Party.

“The British public are tired of political psychodrama and so am I. They saw too much of it in the last government, they’re seeing too much of it in THIS government. I will not repeat those mistakes.”

[Youngian]

Stealing Farage's planned defection shock factor makes this episode all the more amusing.
Farage has good reasons not to accept Jenrick into his fold. Leaving Jenrick as an independent with his career in tatters. Tragic innit

[Samanfur]

Allegedly, Jenrick's staff left his resignation speech lying around.

[Youngian]

Allegedly, Jenrick's staff left his resignation speech lying around.

A story too good to check

[Abernathy]

Well, Jenrick now has nowhere else really to go than to follow through on his " secret plot" and sign on with Farage, Zahawi, Dorries, Dunning-Kruger, Jenkyns, and all the other failed Tory re-treads.

Hasn't it dawned on Farage yet that turning Reform UK into a rehabilitation home for hideous Tory wankers isn't really doing him much good?

[Andy McDandy]

The only way it works is if he admits his problem with the Tories is that they didn't go far enough.

[The Weeping Angel]

The rest is politics are preparing an emergency podcast as we speak.

[Bones McCoy]

Allegedly, Jenrick's staff left his resignation speech lying around.

His clever secret plan, that nobody ever saw coming.

As unpredictable as "Old man Williams from the abandoned funfair" at the end of Scooby Doo.