[mattomac]

Cutback on takeaway coffee.

Though not having kids will save you a lot of money. Of course they can have kids but they can’t live to their current standards.

They will still be living to a good level of living though.

[Bones McCoy]

I've watched these type of stories in the Telegraph for a year now.

I predict 2026 will be a bumper year for makers of tiny violins.

[The Weeping Angel]

Tim Stanley plumbs the depths of stupidity.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I don't like to chuck the word about, but this is what used to be called treachery.

Or a job application, as it probably also is. Stanley could do a job for some MAGA people in the States, like Douglas Carswell. Perhaps he'd do better than Mississippi. Any crank think tanks in Arkansas recruiting?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Some old zingers from Stanley here. The first one hailing Lord Frost is a particular favourite.