[Tubby Isaacs]

Inflation was a uniquely American phenomenon, caused by Joe Biden, apparently.

[kreuzberger]

Is he showing for PMQs?

I heard it mentioned that he will be in Davos, aiming to have a word with his Bigly Buddy, (which, I imagine, is nailed on if Starmer is there so that they can humiliate the latter.)

[Boiler]

Farage is looking rough lately. Smoking 60 a day to troll the health Nazi do-gooders isn't so big and clever in your 60s.

Didn't that crazed bat Ayn Rand do something similar?

[Samanfur]

And then hoovered up all of the healthcare entitlements she could get the second that she fell ill.

[Youngian]

Thought for the day

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Absolute abject fucking stupidity does not respect ethnic identity.

[Abernathy]

It’s getting so that I’m now actively wishing that someone would assassinate Trump.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Killing trump would be like wiping your arse when you have a full bowel.
You can use as much paper as you like but the column of shit just laughs at your efforts. Every time you wipe another skidmark appears. It's the column of shit that's the problem not the last turd.

The answer is probably not possible given the state of the USA, I believe it is broken beyond repair, the experiment is over.

[Abernathy]

What a lovely simile. But you do have a very good point.

Somebody phoned in to LBC earlier and suggested that the Danes should call Donald’s bluff : “So you want to buy Greenland ? Fine. The price is $75 trillion. Take it or leave it.”

[Yug]

Piers 'Morgan' Moron, despite being a colossal bellend, is actually quite amusing for once.

[kreuzberger]

Fucking hell, Monday was a long day.

The cunt has only gone and invited both Putin and Lukashenko on to his Board of Bigly Peace for Gaza. (No greasy A-rabs or oven-dodgers, obviously.)

I predict his golf buggy being sworn in as a senator by Wednesday tea-time.

This feels like Reform -1 with nukes. His coterie lets him break everything and then they will claim to have all the answers.

[Boiler]

I knew about Putin - but now he's added Lukashenko?