- Tue Jan 20, 2026 8:09 am
#104132
I may have dined out on this one before: my cousin was Captain Bob’s orthodontist, and he wasn’t even dry before the grieving widow requested his dental records, my cousin also had visits from “men in suits”
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town
- By Tubby Isaacs
- By Youngian
- By Killer Whale