[Boiler]

If they'd covered it any other way I think you know how the Fourth Estate would have reacted...

[Youngian]

Oh, and how the coroner's report was covered on the six o'clock news. Mournful, hushed, and with a tearful farewell befitting Lady Di.

Fact is. A pissed-up thug learned physics the hard way.

May the Darwin Awards field become ever more crowded.

You’d think a 61 year old painter and decorator would know about ladder safety. Although that’s a bit like DJing, something people who knock out gear say they do for a living.

[Andy McDandy]

Well known football fan and author of 2 books.

Sounds so much better than hooligan who jumped on the noughties true crime memoirs bandwagon, and had his rather pedestrian recollections ghostwritten up.

[Boiler]

Flags locally;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8x99rkjlr2o

In a question to Labour council leader Shabina Qayyam on Wednesday, Fox said he was "deeply troubled by the seemingly arbitrary and possibly quasi-political manner" in which flags were attached, "without permission or a proper ceremony".

Qayyam said the rising trend of flying union jacks was "mainly due to a sense of patriotism rather than to create division".