[Bones McCoy]

A spokesman for the Potato Processors Association said: “Most of our members already supply both the EU and UK markets and they have therefore adapted to EU requirements by reformulating their products accordingly.”

Frazzles and Walkers Smoky Bacon changed their recipe in 2023, to keep selling into the EU.

Rule takers.

First they came for our asbestos topped snacks.

[Youngian]

Trolling for clicks

[Samanfur]

We're going to need a smaller nanoviolin.

[Bones McCoy]

Crikey, what next in the ladder of Rich people's penury:
* My horses are getting cold.
* I can't afford dowries for my daughters.
* I can't pay to commission my sons in socially prestigious regiments.

I've probably said this before:
* There's Charles Dickens / Irvine Welsh poor - for folks like us.
* There's Jane Austen / Leo Tolstoy poor - for Telegraph writers.

[Youngian]

Andrew misses the cutting satire of Paul Thomas and Brant.

[Youngian]

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[Oboogie]

Whilst Mailwatch destroying The Telegraph is a splendid aspiration, I think we might be overreaching.
Sorry.

[Bones McCoy]

Whilst Mailwatch destroying The Telegraph is a splendid aspiration, I think we might be overreaching.
Sorry.

[Youngian]

Not from the AH headline generator

[kreuzberger]

Fucking weirdo.

[Bones McCoy]

Fucking weirdo.

Show me one (of them) who isn't.
It's a movement packed out with FLKs.