[Youngian]

What lessons have you learned from losing your deposit in Denton, Ms Badenoch?

we tried being nice to everybody

[Tubby Isaacs]

Why did I just hear Jello Biafra say "Last call for alcohol. Happy hour is now enforced by law"?

I just heard Closing Time by Semisonic when you said that.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This is going to go about as well as Back to Basics, except it's going to be even easier to find Tory parliamentarians who are living lives that aren't particularly integrated with the rest of the population than it was to find Tory parliamentarians who were over the side with mistresses.

I'm reminded when I was on a forum a long time ago that had a BNP lad on it (this rather dates the story). I asked him what he meant by British culture and the best he could come up with was "football and pubs". It'll be an upmarket version of that, perhaps in the spirit of that weird draft of the History curriculum that circulated for a while. Except this time there won't be a Sam Freedman figure in the office to force them to see sense. It'll be written by some Douglas Murray wannabe at Policy Exchange, and Kemi's spads will probably make it worse.

[Youngian]

Otters must be assimilated

[Samanfur]

Why did I just hear Jello Biafra say "Last call for alcohol. Happy hour is now enforced by law"?

I just heard Closing Time by Semisonic when you said that.

So it wasn't just me?

I feel slightly better now.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Otters must be assimilated

Who knew the test of being a hero was whether you were on a banknote or not? Winston Churchill wasn't on the £5 till 2016.

[Youngian]

It fills a gap in the Gammon outrage calender between 'they've banned Christmas' and 'not allowed to call chocolate Easter Eggs any more.'

[davidjay]

It fills a gap in the Gammon outrage calender between 'they've banned Christmas' and 'not allowed to call chocolate Easter Eggs any more.'

I thought that was "Where's your Lent message?"

[Rosvanian]

It's on issues like this that Reform will win a ton of councils in May. You can imagine the scene when the new culture warriors rock up to their first council meeting to argue the toss about dinghies and who's on the back of a fiver. "First on the agenda are the three new ride on lawnmowers for the Estates department".