[davidjay]

I can honestly say that in all my time on this earth I have never heard anyone use the phrase 'bacon banjo'.

[Boiler]

I can honestly say that in all my time on this earth I gave never heard anyone use the phrase 'bacon banjo'.

No, me neither. Bacon butty/bacon sarnie, yes - but I didn't hear "egg banjo" until I was in my 30s. Even my ex-Army mate says "bacon sarnie"...

[Andy McDandy]

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"Why does one thing happen while another does not?"

Because they're completely fucking different, you cunt.

[Andy McDandy]

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Did you know that Littlejohn likes Jews, and did a documentary on them once?

Fairly pointless rant about why demonising Muslims isn't a bad thing, and how the Guardian is evil. Corbyn, Khan, Polanski and the killers of Yvonne Fletcher all get the blame.

[Bones McCoy]

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Did you know that Littlejohn likes Jews, and did a documentary on them once?

Fairly pointless rant about why demonising Muslims isn't a bad thing, and how the Guardian is evil. Corbyn, Khan, Polanski and the killers of Yvonne Fletcher all get the blame.

Polanski - Beautiful muslim name!

[Andy McDandy]

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Where to begin?

With growing fuel costs meaning potential reductions in commuting, Littlejohn revisits the Covid lockdowns. No mention of Partygate, the PPE scandals, the government's ineptitude, Dido Harding etc; just the war on the motorist, the rise of WFH, the consideration of the 4 day week, the boom in online shopping, and the greatest crime of all: vape shops.

For him (and Dacre), it was the end times. People got money from the government, to buy food and pay rent. Disgraceful! They should have been out there selling hooky bog rolls, or being filthy disgusting street whores if they wanted some pennies. People got a bit more considerate, and we can't be having that. People even compared it to the war, and only we can do that.

Seems that his issue here is that the ruthless feudalism he advocates, where above a certain point it's anything goes and welcome to the goodie room; while below it's endless toil and privation for the scum; didn't work and was seen to catastrophically fail to work. Ever since then, there has been a desperate pushback against the idea that an alternative model would take on. One that seems to be all about labelling opponents as soft, and retreating into toxic machismo.

Well, that's one take. Alternatively, he could just be a colossal cunt.