[davidjay]

Thanks again for the highlight of my Friday.

[Andy McDandy]

Week 8, and in a new move for the show, it's a rerun of a task already tried this series - the scavenger hunt.

As you may recall, in week 1 they went to Hong Kong and failed at everything. This time they go to the Isle of Wight and are tasked wit finding a bunch of themed bits of local specialities or tourist tat.

Kieran, now revelling in his role as chief dickhead, leads one team. He tells everyone to go in fast, keep moving, watch the clock, and get out. Three of his team do so, while he and Lawrence Fucked go and flirt with a wine seller and muck out some goats for the day. Bit hypocritical, but then again the wine seller is quite fruity and it beats running around Ryde all day.

Levi Brute leads the other team, on a high after Do That Again And I'll Smack You-gate last week. He's a very hands-off manager, dealing more in vibes and granting his team the responsibility to make their own way. Which translates as you lot do the running about while me and Roshna (of the Bene Jessret, down to the non-verbal communication and apparent psychic powers) sit in the car.

We learn a lot. We learn that they don't know what an Iguanadon is. They don't know where anything on the island is. They don't know much, but by some miracle (and a few bits of genuinely quick thinking) they get to the finish line. Back in the boardroom, Levi's team wins. They're ecstatic. Kieran looks deflated, and blames it all on Conor (Andrew Scott) and Harry (standard issue posh twat). Conor lays into him, pointing out that he wasted time, and left the bulk of the work to the rest of the team. But it's Harry who goes, as he's just generically useless.

[soulboy]

We are finally getting a glimpse of what passes for the cream rising to the top.

Karishma spotted an opportunity to order made-to-order donuts for collection at another bakery branch, which had the potential to save a lot of time (provided they didn't get lost) and reduced the risk of being late.

Of course they did get lost, but at least someone demonstrated a spark of intelligence. Would be one to watch in a world where "good telly" and the idea Sugar was going to invest in all along didn't hold sway.

[Andy McDandy]

It's week 9 and time for the old favourite of selling things on a shopping channel. They choose random tat. They fail to generate interest. They sell a fraction of what the channel is used to. They make tits of themselves on the telly. Still, they've had 8 weeks of practice for that.

In the last few years, Sranal has been filmed watching their performances, and offering a running commentary. This is interesting as it provides an insight into what he really thinks of his candidates. Face it, when your appearance is greeted with "Oh God, it's him...", chances are you're not going to reach the final. Connected to that is his obvious love of a rogue with a bit of swagger. So when Kieran challenges him to make him team leader for the final task (and if he fails, to fire him instantly), rather than calling him out for his insolence, Old Sweetex laps it up.

Levi and Conor get booted, mainly because they were useless at selling. So was Kieran, but he gets the naughty scamp treatment. Meanwhile Daaaaaan sneaks through due to his blandness. Of the women, Karishma is still the most competent, although Roshna is quietly roving her worth. Pascha is still in but I'm not sure why. Seems nice enough but very bland.