[Andy McDandy]

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... thing.html

The caahncil are banning everything. Again. Lots of copy and paste from his back catalogue, but the main focus seems to be wild swimming. Maybe, just maybe, it's to do with rivers and the sea being full of shit? Bit like him, the cunt.

[Youngian]

Why aren't the councils going after the hoodies and the drugs?

[davidjay]

There may not have been any incidents yet. 97 people hadn't been crushed to death at a football ground before 1989, but there were still deathtraps.

[Andy McDandy]

The mindset of the average British journalist in 2 quotes:

"I'm a big boy now, mum. I don't need you watching me all the time!"

"Muuum! Big boys did it and ran away! Where were you?"

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/other/op ... r-AA22mmOi

Why the cunt is voting for the Cunt Party. Partly because local elections are supposed to be about local issues, which means potholes. And bins. But that's a bit Net Zero, so it's really about potholes. All the other parties are talking about national issues. Well, the Tories are anyway. Apparently he hasn't seen any literature from the other major parties. Probably because Dacre hasn't mailed any Labour or Lib Dem leaflets to Florida. So it should be about potholes, but it's actually about Starmer. Which it shouldn't be, but should be.

Vote cunt, get cunt.