[Andy McDandy]

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... thing.html

The caahncil are banning everything. Again. Lots of copy and paste from his back catalogue, but the main focus seems to be wild swimming. Maybe, just maybe, it's to do with rivers and the sea being full of shit? Bit like him, the cunt.

[Youngian]

Why aren't the councils going after the hoodies and the drugs?

[davidjay]

There may not have been any incidents yet. 97 people hadn't been crushed to death at a football ground before 1989, but there were still deathtraps.

[Andy McDandy]

The mindset of the average British journalist in 2 quotes:

"I'm a big boy now, mum. I don't need you watching me all the time!"

"Muuum! Big boys did it and ran away! Where were you?"

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/other/op ... r-AA22mmOi

Why the cunt is voting for the Cunt Party. Partly because local elections are supposed to be about local issues, which means potholes. And bins. But that's a bit Net Zero, so it's really about potholes. All the other parties are talking about national issues. Well, the Tories are anyway. Apparently he hasn't seen any literature from the other major parties. Probably because Dacre hasn't mailed any Labour or Lib Dem leaflets to Florida. So it should be about potholes, but it's actually about Starmer. Which it shouldn't be, but should be.

Vote cunt, get cunt.

[Youngian]

Attended a speed awareness course for my sins last week, everyone understood why 20 mph zones were being introduced. Apart from a moany old gammon who believed the course and speed limits were a scam to take your money. If he's not one of Littlejohn's readers I'd be surprised.

They introduce Low Traffic Neighbourhoods and 20mph limits on main roads in the teeth of opposition, seriously inconveniencing everyone from young mums and the disabled to the bus and ambulance services.

[Killer Whale]

Why don't they kick people like that off the course and tell them that they're going to have to take the points and the fine?

[Boiler]

The last one I attended in person was run by a couple of blokes who would have done just that. My most recent one was online, of course.

[Youngian]

He was confronted with some stats about accident and fatality reductions on roads in Wales since 20 mph zones were introduced. We didn't hear any more from the twat.

[Boiler]

Apart from a moany old gammon who believed the course and speed limits were a scam to take your money.

It never ceases to amaze me just how many people view observing speed limits as an affront and get very agitated if you tell them that getting a ticket is the easiest thing to avoid: "But then I'll spend more time looking at the speedometer than that road ahead and that's not safe, is it? Eh? EH?!"

[Andy McDandy]

"In the teeth of opposition" - well yes, pretty much anything will face some opposition. But this makes it sound like bureaucracy overruling the masses, rather than a few cranks against a democratic mandate.