Conservatives Generally

Re: Conservatives Generally#25909

By Andy McDandy - Wed May 18, 2022 8:06 am

- Wed May 18, 2022 8:06 am #25909

Given that it's a historic case and he's unlikely to run, his arrest wouldn't warrant the kicking in of doors. Police cuts for one reason, annoying as it may be.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#25920

By Watchman - Wed May 18, 2022 2:41 pm

- Wed May 18, 2022 2:41 pm #25920

Michael Fabricant berated over tweet appearing to joke about Tory MP rape arrest
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other

I see Fabricunt is reading the room as usual

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Conservatives Generally#25945

By Cyclist - Thu May 19, 2022 12:42 pm

- Thu May 19, 2022 12:42 pm #25945

Calling these people "scum" is far too kind...

An ex-councillor convicted of child sex abuse has been jailed for 12 years.

David Smith, of Middlesbrough, was found guilty following a trial at Teesside Crown Court last month of 11 charges of inciting or engaging in sexual activity with a child.

The offences dated back more than a decade.

Smith, 33, represented the Coulby Newham ward but resigned from the Conservative Party and council following his arrest.

In June 2019 Smith - who had been elected the month before - apologised for comments he made to the Middlesbrough FC fan page Fly Me To The Moon in which he referred to people on benefits as "rotten pond life families that should be sterilised and washed".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61469876

Unfortunately, this is what I'm coming to expect from the Modern Tory.

Sod it!

Re: Conservatives Generally#26103

By Samanfur - Sun May 22, 2022 1:25 pm

- Sun May 22, 2022 1:25 pm #26103

Apparently, he didn't get the hint the first time:

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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Conservatives Generally#26105

By Samanfur - Sun May 22, 2022 2:08 pm

- Sun May 22, 2022 2:08 pm #26105

And then there's this guy:

And whoever this is. And the rest of the people mentioned:

EXCLUSIVE: Top Tory MP faces drink spiking claims as victim 'woke up to find nipples being licked'

Two Tory MPs have also been accused of proposing a threesome to a minister’s girlfriend, which she refused.

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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Conservatives Generally#26159

By Crabcakes - Mon May 23, 2022 9:45 am

- Mon May 23, 2022 9:45 am #26159

Samanfur wrote: ↑Sun May 22, 2022 1:25 pm Apparently, he didn't get the hint the first time:

And there was me thinking Being John Malkovich was just a movie….

Re: Conservatives Generally#26181

By Crabcakes - Mon May 23, 2022 1:15 pm

- Mon May 23, 2022 1:15 pm #26181

Extraordinary levels of shittyness. Plus I wonder who - with the Sue Gray report on the way - could possibly want to leak something hugely damaging to the foreign secretary?

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/m ... SApp_Other

Re: Conservatives Generally#26227

By Nigredo - Mon May 23, 2022 7:45 pm

- Mon May 23, 2022 7:45 pm #26227

"I think you need a lot of context to examine anything" - Augustus Haynes, The Wire

Re: Conservatives Generally#26235

By Andy McDandy - Mon May 23, 2022 8:27 pm

- Mon May 23, 2022 8:27 pm #26235

Why is she dressed as Timmy Mallett?

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As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#26248

By Boiler - Mon May 23, 2022 10:16 pm

- Mon May 23, 2022 10:16 pm #26248

Khan given 18 months.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-61549531

Re: Conservatives Generally#26311

By Bones McCoy - Tue May 24, 2022 7:36 pm

- Tue May 24, 2022 7:36 pm #26311

Nigredo wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 7:45 pm

All just variants on "Stop being poor".

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Re: Conservatives Generally#26315

By Malcolm Armsteen - Tue May 24, 2022 8:01 pm

- Tue May 24, 2022 8:01 pm #26315

I don't l know if I've mentioned this before, but Iaiaian Dunkin' Smith is an utter cunt. Complete, utter, cunt.

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The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Conservatives Generally#26318

By Oboogie - Tue May 24, 2022 9:08 pm

- Tue May 24, 2022 9:08 pm #26318

Picking the stupidest Tory is an impossible task. Just when I thought I'd narrowed it down to being between Mad Nad, Dominic Raab, Liz Truss and Grant Shapps, up pops IDS like a long forgotten village idiot to remind he's still around and just as thick.

Re: Conservatives Generally#26395

By Nigredo - Wed May 25, 2022 7:15 pm

- Wed May 25, 2022 7:15 pm #26395

Miriam Cates on C4 news just now saying people should only have an opinion on the Prime Minister (and politics in general) once every 5 years

Guess what year she was elected in...

"I think you need a lot of context to examine anything" - Augustus Haynes, The Wire

Re: Conservatives Generally#26401

By Andy McDandy - Wed May 25, 2022 8:18 pm

- Wed May 25, 2022 8:18 pm #26401

Chiselling God botherer from some godawful Yorkshire slum that doesn't even get an exit sign off the M62.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#26402

By Youngian - Wed May 25, 2022 8:29 pm

- Wed May 25, 2022 8:29 pm #26402

The anti elite revolution isn’t going well when Osborne is dissing you with his man of the people credentials.

Re: Conservatives Generally#26405

By Andy McDandy - Wed May 25, 2022 9:21 pm

- Wed May 25, 2022 9:21 pm #26405

Reminiscent of a Thick of It episode where a cleaner intrudes on a late night planning session, and the MPs tell her very bluntly to get lost because they're MPs and she's not. Malcolm Tucker defuses the situation, asks her what she thinks about the issues discussed, and bollocks the MPs for being twats.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#26410

By Bones McCoy - Wed May 25, 2022 10:09 pm

- Wed May 25, 2022 10:09 pm #26410

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Wed May 25, 2022 9:21 pm Reminiscent of a Thick of It episode where a cleaner intrudes on a late night planning session, and the MPs tell her very bluntly to get lost because they're MPs and she's not. Malcolm Tucker defuses the situation, asks her what she thinks about the issues discussed, and bollocks the MPs for being twats.

is there a YouTube clip of that.
It would be a nice addition to social media right now.

Re: Conservatives Generally#26415

By Andy McDandy - Thu May 26, 2022 12:34 am

- Thu May 26, 2022 12:34 am #26415

Only half the scene but you get the idea.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#26423

By Cyclist - Thu May 26, 2022 8:19 am

- Thu May 26, 2022 8:19 am #26423

It probably never happened but let's insinuate that it did

A Conservative MP has defended Boris Johnson and suggested it was likely NHS staff had also been "letting their hair down" during the Covid pandemic.

Richard Bacon was speaking after Sue Gray's report highlighted the extent of lockdown parties at Downing Street.

Mr Bacon, who represents South Norfolk, said the prime minister should not be "condemned".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-61587994

Tosser

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Sod it!