[Spoonman]

Who's gonna be first to say "If Boris goes, Putin wins"?

[Youngian]

Benito Johnson may go to the country. To become the embodiment of the will of the people to send the corrupt elites packing.

[Youngian]

Who's gonna be first to say "If Boris goes, Putin wins"?

Boris

[Tubby Isaacs]

I see the count is now at 35.

36 now.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Benito Johnson may go to the country. To become the embodiment of the will of the people to send the corrupt elites packing.

I think that was just his usual not answering questions on principle thing. As I understand it, he did say he wouldn't later.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

100 MPs have declared no confidence...

[satnav]

His answers on the Pincher allegations are remarkable. He is basically saying that when serious allegations were made he made no attempt to make an official record of the allegations. This is basic safeguarding stuff. If that happened in a school or any other public body the person at the top of that allegations would be sacked for gross misconduct.

He is also trying to claim that he was elected to sort out the economic damage caused by Covid. How does that work given that Covid didn't arrive until 4 months after the general election?

[Tubby Isaacs]

37

Ruth Edwards resigns as PPS to Scottish secretary, accusing government of turning 'blind eye to allegations of sexual assualt'

[Spoonman]

Nadine Dorries has apparently arrived at Downing Street.
Make of that what you will.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The backbench heavyweights are still onside.

[Boiler]

Can someone explain the Lascelles Principles to me, in words a bear of little brain can understand, please?

[Watchman]

Apparently, in one part of No10 there’s a group of loyalists, and in another the “removal” team……..could we see blood?

[satnav]

Somebody jokes last night that Gazza was on his way to Downing Street with a fishing rod and a Korma.

[Spoonman]

Apparently, in one part of No10 there’s a group of loyalists, and in another the “removal” team……..could we see blood?

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Nadine Dorries has apparently arrived at Downing Street.
Make of that what you will.

Was she carrying a chicken etc?

[satnav]

Yesterday when I was upstairs painting the landing two cabinet ministers resigned, I'm just off to give it a second coat, what are the odds on Johnson still being the PM when I get back downstairs?

[Abernathy]

The other rather amusing bit o& black humour around today came from James O’Brien this morning, who observed that if Graham Brady went in to see Johnson bearing the traditional bottle of whisky and pearl-handled revolver, Johnson would probably neck the whisky and shoot Graham Brady.

[Bones McCoy]

Apparently, in one part of No10 there’s a group of loyalists, and in another the “removal” team……..could we see blood?

Or maybe a cake.

[Youngian]

Tories are terrified Bozo will dissolve parliament. I’ve heard at least three punting a dubious line that it’ll drag the Queen into a constitutional crisis. Ignore the moaning Minnies, Boris and got for it.