[Crabcakes]

Given she behaves like she’s been at the moonshine, you might be better off owning the nearest DIY shop and stocking up on turps.

[Youngian]

Again the media made tits of themselves jerking off to the latest Bozo circus. Buccaneering Boris’s plane arriving from his Caribbean bolthole was a lead story on the BBC

I’m told Chris Mason has Shergar in his shed and could win the Derby if he chooses.

[satnav]

Leader of the reform party Richard Tice claims that party membership has risen sharply following Johnson's withdrawal from the leadership race. Surely by making this claim Tice is admitting that his party has become a refuge for racists in the Tory Party. I'm not sure that this is something to brag about.

[Crabcakes]

For him, it probably is. Also good news for the rest of us - a split Tory vote in FPTP means fewer Tories anywhere. And I can’t see them doing a stitch-up deal to stand down like Farage did, given Sunak isn’t “one of the boys” (specifically, a white boy).

[Spoonman]

Mordaunt's dropped out, so I guess we'll soon see PM Sunak.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-63327087