Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever - Page 243

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45722

By Bones McCoy - Fri Jun 09, 2023 6:32 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 6:32 pm #45722

Spaffer is truly taking the piss:

Members of the Order of the British Empire

Kelly Jo Dodge Long-time Parliamentary hairdresser. For Parliamentary service.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45727

By Watchman - Fri Jun 09, 2023 6:54 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 6:54 pm #45727

Well the editor of the Mail isn’t rushing to offer his congratulations

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... it-MP.html

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45728

By Tubby Isaacs - Fri Jun 09, 2023 7:21 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 7:21 pm #45728

Peerage for Shaun Bailey. Not only was he the worst candidate I've ever seen for anything, he did this.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45734

By Watchman - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:09 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:09 pm #45734

He’s gone

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65863267

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Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45735

By Samanfur - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:10 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:10 pm #45735

Standing down as an MP with immediate effect. Blaming the Partygate investigation.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45736

By Crabcakes - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:11 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:11 pm #45736

Hmmm. Going before he’s pushed, I’m sure.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45737

By Crabcakes - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:13 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:13 pm #45737

Samanfur wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:10 pm Standing down as an MP with immediate effect. Blaming the Partygate investigation.

Blaming it for seemingly having successfully identified that yes, he was in fact completely bullshitting it.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45738

By Andy McDandy - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:14 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:14 pm #45738

Keeping his unbeaten record. What a twat.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45739

By Malcolm Armsteen - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:20 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:20 pm #45739

Cunt.

Cunting cunting cunt.

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45740

By Samanfur - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:21 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:21 pm #45740

According to Sky News, the Privileges Committee were going to recommend a suspension of longer than ten days, and that'd mean a recall petition.

So yes, he's keeping his unbeaten record and going full Trump about a witch hunt.

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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45741

By Bones McCoy - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:33 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:33 pm #45741

Boris Johnson stepping down as MP with immediate effect and says he is ‘bewildered and appalled’ at being ‘forced out’ – live

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/li ... tics-news

Boris Johnson stepping down as an MP with immediate effect and says he is 'bewildered and appalled' at being 'forced out'
Boris Johnson is standing down as the Conservative MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, it has been reported.

The move by the former prime minister will trigger an immediate by-election.

He took the move after the Privileges Committee of the House of Commons reportedly found he misled Parliament & recommended sanction of more than 10 days.

Nadine and Boris sittin' in a tree....

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45742

By Tubby Isaacs - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:45 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:45 pm #45742

How does Sunak play this?!

Classy effort with "Harriet Harman's committee". Conservative majority.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45743

By Tubby Isaacs - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:47 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:47 pm #45743

Ha ha ha, please do this.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45744

By Watchman - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:48 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:48 pm #45744

Seems like he’s taking it with his usual good grace

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45745

By The Weeping Angel - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:49 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:49 pm #45745

Remember he's a bulletproof gunnersaurus

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45746

By Samanfur - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:59 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:59 pm #45746

Jenkyns and Fabricant loyally chiming in on Twitter about how disgraceful this is to poor dear Boris.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45747

By Tubby Isaacs - Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:59 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:59 pm #45747

Someone's suggested Bozo could join Reform. Any chance of that?

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45748

By Tubby Isaacs - Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:01 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:01 pm #45748

Bozo and Dorries is a nice set up for Lab/ LD to go for one by-election each.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45749

By Samanfur - Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:01 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:01 pm #45749

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:59 pm Someone's suggested Bozo could join Reform. Any chance of that?

Johnson wouldn't be able to stand not being in charge, or not the biggest attention seeker in the room.

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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#45750

By Tubby Isaacs - Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:05 pm

- Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:05 pm #45750